When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10214. | Dennis (goreilla) | 82.55 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 10215. | Daniel (danjobo) | 82.55 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| 10216. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 82.54 | 97.5% | 2023-11-07 |
| 10217. | Rajesh (rajesh110494) | 82.54 | 99% | 2021-07-29 |
| 10218. | Bing (turbosucker) | 82.54 | 97.7% | 2025-03-08 |
| 10219. | Jamesey (jameseyjames) | 82.54 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 10220. | bbdnoir (bbd_noir) | 82.54 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 10221. | quickbrownfox (shrid) | 82.54 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 10222. | Shen (superbear23r1) | 82.54 | 96% | 2018-12-29 |
| 10223. | iHDeveloper (ihdeveloper) | 82.54 | 96% | 2019-11-05 |
| 10224. | Kodagraph (halfingr) | 82.54 | 95% | 2017-05-09 |
| 10225. | sojucider (sojucider) | 82.54 | 95% | 2016-12-23 |
| 10226. | Samir (wickedl4ndo) | 82.53 | 96% | 2023-04-11 |
| 10227. | Janc (psyy1234) | 82.53 | 95% | 2017-04-07 |
| 10228. | Changs (cgola) | 82.52 | 99% | 2025-07-17 |
| 10229. | kid (nqh1010) | 82.52 | 99% | 2017-06-20 |
| 10230. | John (hifianatomia) | 82.51 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
| 10231. | Micheal (x3tsubasa) | 82.51 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 10232. | Racer King (liquana) | 82.51 | 97% | 2022-06-26 |
| 10233. | Dawg (goon_goonster) | 82.51 | 96.4% | 2024-02-25 |
| 10234. | Hewwo (tytytypeeeee) | 82.51 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 10235. | Stephenhs (stephenhs) | 82.51 | 95% | 2017-05-01 |
| 10236. | Danny (dncoble) | 82.50 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 10237. | Mattstak (mastak) | 82.50 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 10238. | Zero (1ascend0) | 82.50 | 98% | 2022-10-02 |
| 10239. | Aidan (aidan_amp) | 82.50 | 97% | 2021-05-10 |
| 10240. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 82.50 | 97% | 2018-03-26 |
| 10241. | justin (imbigman) | 82.49 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 10242. | Ebi13579 (ebenezer13579) | 82.49 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 10243. | Nick (fastest_boy_alive) | 82.48 | 97% | 2022-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |