So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16275. | (lathervikas) | 73.79 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 16276. | (hjkl0) | 73.79 | 96% | 2015-08-24 |
| 16277. | (ssg009) | 73.79 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 16278. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 73.79 | 94% | 2017-06-23 |
| 16279. | (andrewyu1121) | 73.78 | 96.4% | 2023-06-04 |
| 16280. | (sparkils) | 73.78 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 16281. | Lucca (9fingersonly) | 73.78 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 16282. | (livliv) | 73.77 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
| 16283. | (sir_sar_16) | 73.77 | 97% | 2023-10-10 |
| 16284. | (gvanderclay) | 73.77 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
| 16285. | Julie (codex13) | 73.77 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 16286. | (jeboust) | 73.77 | 95% | 2023-03-09 |
| 16287. | Morgan Freeman (16371) | 73.77 | 97% | 2017-06-16 |
| 16288. | MangroveMan (swampy) | 73.77 | 99% | 2013-09-06 |
| 16289. | (emahaulu20) | 73.77 | 98% | 2015-11-20 |
| 16290. | (chi_yong) | 73.77 | 95% | 2011-07-23 |
| 16291. | Tristan (sinned_callgod) | 73.76 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 16292. | (tytysoeng) | 73.76 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 16293. | (chronic_cross) | 73.76 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 16294. | (twoddle) | 73.76 | 99% | 2013-05-23 |
| 16295. | (radambc) | 73.76 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
| 16296. | (fer_nando) | 73.76 | 91% | 2013-09-25 |
| 16297. | (tarheelz884) | 73.76 | 96% | 2014-06-10 |
| 16298. | (apollodeus) | 73.76 | 92% | 2014-12-06 |
| 16299. | (jcgarfield) | 73.76 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 16300. | lim (yeeping1) | 73.76 | 99% | 2015-01-04 |
| 16301. | (mr_loooop) | 73.75 | 96% | 2021-03-15 |
| 16302. | (bstojanovic) | 73.75 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 16303. | (google_me) | 73.75 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 16304. | William (willtothewong) | 73.75 | 94% | 2014-07-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |