And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13987. | (imwumpus) | 89.18 | 95% | 2011-09-07 |
| 13988. | (dmred49) | 89.18 | 97% | 2019-12-03 |
| 13989. | (obokui) | 89.18 | 86% | 2017-04-03 |
| 13990. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 89.18 | 99% | 2016-06-20 |
| 13991. | (sarcasticbanana) | 89.18 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 13992. | (fastneko) | 89.18 | 97% | 2020-11-28 |
| 13993. | (l3ggomyegg0) | 89.17 | 98% | 2023-05-11 |
| 13994. | (snicketysnek) | 89.17 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 13995. | (dabesttypr) | 89.17 | 95.5% | 2023-10-24 |
| 13996. | (okirnap) | 89.17 | 97% | 2019-01-19 |
| 13997. | (mac785) | 89.16 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 13998. | (styledaddy) | 89.16 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
| 13999. | (rainybro) | 89.16 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 14000. | (magentelle) | 89.16 | 99% | 2019-03-21 |
| 14001. | (carte_blanche) | 89.16 | 99% | 2021-08-16 |
| 14002. | Mauricio (mauricio_i) | 89.16 | 96% | 2012-12-22 |
| 14003. | (tytysoeng) | 89.15 | 97.2% | 2023-08-16 |
| 14004. | (siberianexpress) | 89.15 | 96% | 2013-03-19 |
| 14005. | qwerty (longhongc) | 89.14 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 14006. | (subhamrawat) | 89.14 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 14007. | (mrbguy) | 89.14 | 97% | 2017-04-18 |
| 14008. | (james121515) | 89.14 | 92% | 2011-11-20 |
| 14009. | (paddyl) | 89.13 | 98.8% | 2023-06-06 |
| 14010. | Bobby (bobbbbbbby) | 89.13 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
| 14011. | (archieland_) | 89.13 | 97.9% | 2023-10-24 |
| 14012. | (matthewb83) | 89.13 | 97% | 2019-10-01 |
| 14013. | (someone16) | 89.13 | 100% | 2015-06-28 |
| 14014. | (thatiswhatyouthink) | 89.13 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 14015. | (pooperscooper) | 89.13 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 14016. | (gohanpra) | 89.13 | — | 2010-10-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |