The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27555. | Jambalsuren (jambaaaa) | 59.70 | 95% | 2023-07-15 |
| 27556. | Thor (thorern00) | 59.70 | 94% | 2023-03-10 |
| 27557. | Redsteel (redsteel87) | 59.70 | 94% | 2020-06-10 |
| 27558. | Thomas (infernoismyname) | 59.70 | 96% | 2015-03-01 |
| 27559. | igreek (wwwwwwvc) | 59.69 | 95% | 2022-03-23 |
| 27560. | infinite (infinite_wotah) | 59.69 | 96% | 2021-11-09 |
| 27561. | Tony (tonyf8321) | 59.69 | 97% | 2017-08-14 |
| 27562. | TKILELE (tkilele) | 59.68 | 94% | 2018-08-11 |
| 27563. | nusstter (nusstter) | 59.68 | 94% | 2020-06-27 |
| 27564. | Eddie (ger_eddie) | 59.68 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 27565. | Xiaobing (sexyasian) | 59.68 | 86% | 2016-02-02 |
| 27566. | Rahil (rahil3108) | 59.68 | 95% | 2021-06-21 |
| 27567. | Rafal (dathen) | 59.68 | — | 2011-01-15 |
| 27568. | Sidar (deathlypsycho) | 59.68 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 27569. | Sherlock (praveen_g) | 59.68 | 89% | 2016-08-30 |
| 27570. | Maddy (monkeytoes2) | 59.68 | 94% | 2011-11-27 |
| 27571. | alec (mrwisntworking) | 59.67 | 96% | 2022-04-26 |
| 27572. | Imran (imrankane2005) | 59.67 | — | 2008-12-19 |
| 27573. | G Dragon (g.w.l.griffiths@b... | 59.67 | 87% | 2016-06-02 |
| 27574. | tyrue (tyrue) | 59.67 | — | 2009-07-17 |
| 27575. | Kc (kchehez) | 59.66 | 97% | 2021-09-02 |
| 27576. | Maruken (maruken) | 59.66 | 96% | 2020-11-24 |
| 27577. | Nate (blinky22) | 59.66 | 94% | 2021-01-05 |
| 27578. | Pete (pete2015) | 59.66 | 95% | 2016-05-17 |
| 27579. | truc (crystal148) | 59.66 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 27580. | MadnessT3 (madnesst3) | 59.65 | 97% | 2023-07-01 |
| 27581. | Vikru (vikru10) | 59.65 | 97% | 2021-12-25 |
| 27582. | yasser (yasblack) | 59.65 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 27583. | Steven (stevencurryeggprata) | 59.65 | 98% | 2019-11-06 |
| 27584. | mike (yyu2017) | 59.65 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |