See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5749. | Axel (sector7) | 96.20 | 98.1% | 2024-06-11 |
| 5750. | Aisha (mommaveg) | 96.19 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 5751. | cuki 🍪 (brewlux) | 96.19 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 5752. | Deffirezz (deffirezz) | 96.18 | 97% | 2023-02-26 |
| 5753. | BOB (fatmankim) | 96.18 | 94.3% | 2023-12-14 |
| 5754. | johnny :P (johnny234) | 96.17 | 97% | 2023-02-25 |
| 5755. | Nathaniel (sandfly) | 96.17 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 5756. | Schmalb (schmalb) | 96.17 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 5757. | Farras (rampagefulspirit) | 96.17 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 5758. | sebastian (alva_tipe) | 96.16 | 96.3% | 2025-04-28 |
| 5759. | Migi (migi120) | 96.15 | 98% | 2019-11-24 |
| 5760. | Momo (momogo) | 96.15 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 5761. | Leonardo (leonidasewd) | 96.15 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 5762. | Eri (bobtentencarracer) | 96.14 | 99% | 2023-03-19 |
| 5763. | tstats[borzoian40] (borzoia... | 96.14 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 5764. | Jake (wortis) | 96.14 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 5765. | pekopeko (pekopeko123) | 96.13 | 98% | 2023-10-24 |
| 5766. | Tyronaught (tyronaught) | 96.13 | 100% | 2021-06-07 |
| 5767. | Naveen (caffeinethepop) | 96.12 | 99% | 2025-07-04 |
| 5768. | Mo (mo7azeem) | 96.12 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 5769. | Alper (skroas) | 96.12 | 98.1% | 2021-02-01 |
| 5770. | badbananna (badbananna) | 96.11 | 99% | 2025-07-25 |
| 5771. | Robert (nforcer) | 96.11 | 99.2% | 2024-08-21 |
| 5772. | Victor (dysfunctional) | 96.11 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
| 5773. | Stefan (stefanm) | 96.10 | 98% | 2025-09-30 |
| 5774. | TheMatsValk (thematsvalk) | 96.10 | 96% | 2023-07-27 |
| 5775. | Aarni (aarnib) | 96.10 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 5776. | @dio.tiberius (jonez52) | 96.10 | 97% | 2020-02-21 |
| 5777. | Free Palestine (imamo) | 96.09 | 96.8% | 2025-05-04 |
| 5778. | Sam (brem_dog) | 96.08 | 96% | 2023-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |