Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2968. | Darcon (otmetz) | 77.02 | 95% | 2020-05-30 |
| 2969. | Hare Krishna (vchhabra33) | 77.02 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
| 2970. | Ayushi (sdfdsfsadf) | 77.01 | 98% | 2020-08-10 |
| 2971. | Hello_Kitty (hello_kitten) | 77.00 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
| 2972. | Kate (katehashope) | 77.00 | 98% | 2017-12-17 |
| 2973. | FlueBayouLOL (ah0y) | 77.00 | 98% | 2018-11-12 |
| 2974. | A (slow_slow) | 76.99 | 96% | 2018-08-15 |
| 2975. | Bad (verybadwriter123) | 76.99 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 2976. | Jole (sliceoflife) | 76.99 | 97% | 2019-09-21 |
| 2977. | JV (maxmalakas) | 76.97 | 97% | 2018-01-17 |
| 2978. | Lee (leeraysheng) | 76.95 | 96% | 2019-06-25 |
| 2979. | miles (milesgreensmith) | 76.95 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 2980. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 76.95 | 99% | 2019-07-11 |
| 2981. | David (dazzlethc) | 76.90 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 2982. | Heorhii (heorhii_hryhorov) | 76.89 | 96% | 2020-10-07 |
| 2983. | jt (jtreal) | 76.89 | 97% | 2018-06-05 |
| 2984. | Andy (tyranttick) | 76.88 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 2985. | สปริงหัก (b... | 76.86 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 2986. | Richard (richyk1) | 76.85 | 95% | 2019-02-21 |
| 2987. | Alex (drummerguy) | 76.84 | 97% | 2019-11-08 |
| 2988. | boss (jpairat) | 76.84 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2989. | Support israel (mukeshyadav) | 76.82 | 96% | 2020-02-04 |
| 2990. | Alexander (dwarfking1) | 76.82 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 2991. | RY (ryanmononoke) | 76.81 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 2992. | Tami (tamcam) | 76.81 | 96% | 2020-03-26 |
| 2993. | Sean (seansaoirse) | 76.81 | 97% | 2018-07-26 |
| 2994. | Mickel (starlord322) | 76.79 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 2995. | Joseph (a_tunanut) | 76.79 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 2996. | Abdul (abdul_qadir) | 76.77 | 97% | 2017-07-04 |
| 2997. | LR (lenko) | 76.77 | 98% | 2017-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |