As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5975. | ben (benart) | 94.74 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| 5976. | Cothoro (cantconnect) | 94.74 | 98% | 2026-03-18 |
| 5977. | Connor (connormccrickard) | 94.74 | 98% | 2023-07-20 |
| 5978. | racer32 (rac3mm4r) | 94.74 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 5979. | Solomann (kuttamma01) | 94.74 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 5980. | Chris (xilteen) | 94.73 | 97.6% | 2024-05-26 |
| 5981. | Joel (joel_kuhlberg12) | 94.73 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 5982. | Felicity (felicityjs) | 94.73 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 5983. | Stephen (brenns10) | 94.73 | 96% | 2017-12-28 |
| 5984. | javed (m.javediqbal51214@gm... | 94.73 | 96% | 2017-05-28 |
| 5985. | tstats[kaitokidokuroba] (ka... | 94.72 | 97.3% | 2023-06-16 |
| 5986. | Noob (dvorakmakingprocess) | 94.71 | 96.8% | 2024-01-28 |
| 5987. | Djera (djera) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 5988. | Eh (wuuuuut) | 94.71 | 98% | 2021-09-15 |
| 5989. | Marc (markymarco) | 94.71 | 98% | 2018-12-02 |
| 5990. | Shiva (shivamalik) | 94.71 | 97% | 2015-08-09 |
| 5991. | aezi (aezicoatl) | 94.70 | 99% | 2023-03-04 |
| 5992. | Andy (tyranttick) | 94.70 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 5993. | kmkan (kmkan) | 94.69 | 96% | 2024-09-16 |
| 5994. | Isaac (attenuationcoefficient) | 94.69 | 90% | 2016-10-25 |
| 5995. | Greg (xpec824) | 94.69 | 96% | 2015-05-04 |
| 5996. | NobodyA (nobodya_) | 94.68 | 98% | 2023-12-12 |
| 5997. | bauhaus7 (bauhaus7) | 94.68 | 97% | 2018-01-25 |
| 5998. | Hunter (hunter_da_man11) | 94.68 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 5999. | Enrique (zero90) | 94.68 | 97% | 2017-04-15 |
| 6000. | Sam (esfara) | 94.67 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 6001. | Philip (dribo) | 94.67 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 6002. | Emmy (emilyelaine) | 94.66 | 97.6% | 2024-04-27 |
| 6003. | Leroy (ancientnoodles) | 94.66 | 98% | 2025-06-24 |
| 6004. | Slowpoke (amisanthropist) | 94.66 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |