Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2639. | codekrodile (codekrodile) | 79.98 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2640. | Matthew (wormshurm) | 79.97 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 2641. | Matthew (fl4m3zzz) | 79.96 | 96% | 2019-10-07 |
| 2642. | Hokplex (tmkhoaltv) | 79.95 | 97% | 2019-04-17 |
| 2643. | Xun (xunboyy) | 79.95 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
| 2644. | Jonathan (itzjonny) | 79.94 | 97% | 2018-07-21 |
| 2645. | JP (jpuppey) | 79.94 | 96% | 2018-05-20 |
| 2646. | Jarek (yorrickus) | 79.92 | 99% | 2019-06-26 |
| 2647. | Silentlisp (silentlisp) | 79.92 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 2648. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 79.92 | 95% | 2020-10-13 |
| 2649. | Allen (coraza) | 79.91 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
| 2650. | Andrew (buttmann64) | 79.91 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 2651. | avirex92 (avirex92) | 79.91 | 96% | 2020-10-15 |
| 2652. | Toprekt (goldenmotoreu) | 79.90 | 98% | 2017-10-11 |
| 2653. | FisH...MaN (fish_man) | 79.89 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 2654. | Phuong (vuonghdphuong) | 79.87 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 2655. | Sebastian (yugireo) | 79.86 | 96% | 2019-08-14 |
| 2656. | Rogu (roguthebest) | 79.86 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 2657. | Terone (tyrano71) | 79.86 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 2658. | Andres (avillarreal14) | 79.85 | 99% | 2019-07-18 |
| 2659. | Nicolas (dreiney) | 79.84 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 2660. | HMan (edhac) | 79.82 | 97% | 2018-11-14 |
| 2661. | Felipe (felipegomes) | 79.81 | 98% | 2019-10-01 |
| 2662. | Phanuwat (earthlink44) | 79.79 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| 2663. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 79.79 | 97% | 2020-11-01 |
| 2664. | Jerrick (jerrickhoang) | 79.78 | 96% | 2018-09-27 |
| 2665. | Cody (catchytyper) | 79.77 | 98% | 2018-11-21 |
| 2666. | tebbu2 (tebbu2) | 79.77 | 98% | 2020-03-13 |
| 2667. | yappa (yappa99_rc) | 79.76 | 98% | 2019-10-18 |
| 2668. | Hai (macvan1207) | 79.76 | 99% | 2019-05-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |