The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27565. | Alberto (alvalanche) | 59.16 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 27566. | logan (logannnc) | 59.15 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 27567. | Frikha (frikha) | 59.15 | 96% | 2013-01-01 |
| 27568. | Caxix (caxix) | 59.15 | 98% | 2020-03-08 |
| 27569. | Marwen (devmarwen) | 59.15 | 95% | 2015-04-03 |
| 27570. | Daniel (kald3s) | 59.15 | 92.6% | 2021-02-09 |
| 27571. | jaime (jaaaime) | 59.15 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
| 27572. | Ben (archerypineapple) | 59.15 | 97% | 2021-02-08 |
| 27573. | Sergey (sergeyuf) | 59.15 | — | 2010-11-24 |
| 27574. | PinkyPonky (pinky_ponky) | 59.14 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
| 27575. | Darmato (darmato) | 59.14 | 94% | 2022-09-07 |
| 27576. | matin (mdmatin4) | 59.14 | 96% | 2023-04-20 |
| 27577. | codedwrench (codedwrench) | 59.14 | 97% | 2016-05-10 |
| 27578. | Jenn (floxpotato) | 59.14 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 27579. | Felipe (felipekde) | 59.14 | 92% | 2015-06-12 |
| 27580. | alam (alamjael) | 59.14 | 93% | 2016-12-07 |
| 27581. | Brandon (brandoncc) | 59.13 | 96% | 2020-08-22 |
| 27582. | Eliah (danishdessert) | 59.13 | 95% | 2022-04-01 |
| 27583. | Yani (yani540) | 59.13 | 96% | 2022-12-24 |
| 27584. | Terone (tyrano71) | 59.13 | 98% | 2015-12-13 |
| 27585. | Wang (kewkirgj) | 59.13 | — | 2010-11-13 |
| 27586. | Leo (remley) | 59.13 | 94% | 2015-10-23 |
| 27587. | hoa (phuochoa) | 59.13 | — | 2009-10-28 |
| 27588. | a6uxa4 (a6uxa4) | 59.12 | 95% | 2023-03-08 |
| 27589. | SQ (0_waterstrong) | 59.12 | 96% | 2016-10-24 |
| 27590. | Tse (steventse) | 59.12 | 91% | 2011-09-12 |
| 27591. | Rajendra (rkarki42) | 59.12 | 98% | 2012-05-08 |
| 27592. | Klosure (klosure) | 59.11 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 27593. | Rennex (nixoneen) | 59.11 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 27594. | Overlay1 (overlay1) | 59.11 | 96% | 2021-06-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |