So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19039. | Jacob (jacobthetyper4) | 69.81 | 98% | 2021-06-22 |
| 19040. | SherlockArvino (typoarvino) | 69.81 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 19041. | Tina (enitsuj17) | 69.81 | 91% | 2013-01-09 |
| 19042. | Duck (ashiven) | 69.80 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 19043. | M (muratk) | 69.80 | 98% | 2014-08-19 |
| 19044. | Will (awesomewill) | 69.79 | 84% | 2015-07-08 |
| 19045. | silky (silky_dvorak) | 69.79 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 19046. | Doublefarmer (doublefarmer) | 69.79 | 96.3% | 2023-10-31 |
| 19047. | Golgi (goolgi) | 69.79 | 96% | 2023-04-06 |
| 19048. | Tanver (tanverrupos) | 69.79 | 97.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 19049. | PHONG (langtuqn2007) | 69.79 | 95% | 2014-12-27 |
| 19050. | spy (noobtypebuddy) | 69.79 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| 19051. | cetewyn (cetewyn) | 69.78 | 91% | 2012-10-31 |
| 19052. | Json (jskfreerunner) | 69.78 | 97.2% | 2023-07-13 |
| 19053. | LightsabeR (lightsaber) | 69.78 | 95% | 2012-09-28 |
| 19054. | asdwe (asdwe) | 69.78 | 96% | 2015-03-19 |
| 19055. | Nick (themanisbad00) | 69.77 | 90% | 2015-09-26 |
| 19056. | Rocco (ginjah_jesus) | 69.77 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 19057. | David (thesadest) | 69.77 | 95% | 2021-06-25 |
| 19058. | Rohit (john_titor234432) | 69.77 | 97% | 2021-10-19 |
| 19059. | Travis (tr4v1sty) | 69.77 | 98% | 2019-09-10 |
| 19060. | j (potatostock) | 69.77 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 19061. | Sahara (sahara37) | 69.77 | 96% | 2019-04-04 |
| 19062. | Brathep (typzta) | 69.77 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| 19063. | Shaur (shaur_herng) | 69.76 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 19064. | SpeedBoat (flintflanagan) | 69.76 | 97.3% | 2023-11-01 |
| 19065. | Oozie (ellio011) | 69.76 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 19066. | Yealt (yealtnt) | 69.75 | 93% | 2015-02-16 |
| 19067. | David (fantasticdavid) | 69.75 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 19068. | Rich (helmsrich) | 69.75 | 95% | 2011-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |