I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8194. | logan (lacton44) | 90.54 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 8195. | Jizz (mamski) | 90.54 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 8196. | Odal (odal) | 90.54 | 98% | 2016-03-10 |
| 8197. | Lee (starhole) | 90.54 | 95% | 2017-01-16 |
| 8198. | Ryan (ohlegends) | 90.53 | 97% | 2021-04-30 |
| 8199. | Ian (kfcdonutsandwich) | 90.53 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 8200. | (spudvorak) | 90.53 | 97.3% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8201. | BillyHerrington (billywob) | 90.53 | 96% | 2016-05-19 |
| 8202. | Eric (freshapplez) | 90.53 | 98% | 2018-11-01 |
| 8203. | Kaseolin (pimplepopper2015) | 90.53 | 92% | 2015-05-12 |
| 8204. | sarah (sarah842) | 90.52 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 8205. | dove (nach9208) | 90.52 | 97.6% | 2024-10-16 |
| 8206. | Unstoppable (lunstoppablel) | 90.52 | 97.6% | 2024-12-21 |
| 8207. | Finn (nnifinn) | 90.52 | 97% | 2019-07-18 |
| 8208. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 90.52 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 8209. | sfv (va909212345) | 90.52 | 93% | 2016-07-14 |
| 8210. | David (dmmagic91) | 90.51 | 99% | 2019-09-05 |
| 8211. | HeyAlann (heyalann) | 90.51 | 97% | 2023-10-12 |
| 8212. | anastasia (typytypy98) | 90.51 | 98.7% | 2023-09-28 |
| 8213. | Danish (danishamir) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-06-07 |
| 8214. | Alex (aymlus) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 8215. | jake (jakeice0108) | 90.51 | 99% | 2022-02-23 |
| 8216. | Chaerity (ssamurai) | 90.51 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 8217. | cheze (cheezytyperboi) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-01-29 |
| 8218. | Conrad (conrad7) | 90.50 | 99% | 2021-05-02 |
| 8219. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 90.50 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 8220. | Kurtis (sauceypubes) | 90.50 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 8221. | 0O00O0O0O0O0O0 (bunnystacker) | 90.49 | 98% | 2022-02-17 |
| 8222. | Maja (kussimurra) | 90.49 | 97% | 2016-02-15 |
| 8223. | ahmadMego (reasonistian33) | 90.48 | 98% | 2025-02-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |