So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24413. | TobidicusDaWise (tobidicusd... | 61.38 | 95.9% | 2023-06-05 |
| 24414. | Gurvir (gurvirsasan) | 61.38 | 94% | 2017-06-21 |
| 24415. | Maneeb (maneebdin) | 61.38 | 96% | 2021-11-10 |
| 24416. | Ashu (asaral) | 61.38 | 97.9% | 2023-07-27 |
| 24417. | Veronika (zeuvera) | 61.38 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 24418. | kikilu (kikilu) | 61.38 | 92% | 2015-08-04 |
| 24419. | Martin (mtien) | 61.38 | 98% | 2015-01-12 |
| 24420. | Jacob (ryugo7) | 61.37 | 91% | 2014-01-29 |
| 24421. | Emperor (aranjani) | 61.37 | 95% | 2021-12-25 |
| 24422. | Brian (btgrant76) | 61.37 | 96.3% | 2023-08-22 |
| 24423. | Saikiran (sai_kiran_07) | 61.37 | 96% | 2022-06-07 |
| 24424. | Tom (voiovinili) | 61.37 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 24425. | Corry (cornelium) | 61.37 | 92% | 2014-07-16 |
| 24426. | kim (kmmnsu88) | 61.37 | — | 2010-02-22 |
| 24427. | Elara (jhennyfher) | 61.37 | 90% | 2012-12-28 |
| 24428. | Hegemon (hegemon) | 61.37 | — | 2009-08-30 |
| 24429. | Marco (typrod) | 61.36 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 24430. | Josh (joshuae) | 61.36 | 94% | 2015-11-06 |
| 24431. | Elizabeth (lizbriallicon) | 61.36 | 97% | 2015-05-14 |
| 24432. | Alex (alexk123) | 61.36 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 24433. | K (kqp3) | 61.36 | 95% | 2018-08-14 |
| 24434. | paul (paulzzzz) | 61.36 | 99% | 2019-10-23 |
| 24435. | Mamoud (mahmoudd) | 61.36 | 97% | 2017-02-19 |
| 24436. | Alex (hxh5242) | 61.36 | 98% | 2016-12-14 |
| 24437. | Anup (anupsabraham) | 61.36 | 95% | 2011-12-24 |
| 24438. | Meunasah (meunasahfr) | 61.35 | 95% | 2023-01-24 |
| 24439. | Thunderer (thunderer) | 61.35 | 92% | 2012-09-17 |
| 24440. | KD (_k_d_) | 61.35 | 97% | 2023-05-22 |
| 24441. | Blake (blakeh36) | 61.35 | 96% | 2015-03-11 |
| 24442. | Andreas (psibar) | 61.35 | 97% | 2016-09-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |