I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2469. | Dre (goobird) | 79.68 | 95.9% | 2025-03-12 |
| 2470. | Joe (josephjnatale) | 79.64 | 96% | 2025-01-23 |
| 2471. | AA Racer (aa_racer) | 79.64 | 97% | 2024-10-18 |
| 2472. | Storm__23 (storm__23) | 79.61 | 96% | 2024-08-08 |
| 2473. | Othmane (boumediane1) | 79.60 | 95.9% | 2023-08-03 |
| 2474. | jae (jaep) | 79.59 | 96.9% | 2024-10-06 |
| 2475. | rae (rae29) | 79.57 | 95.2% | 2024-04-16 |
| 2476. | Tom (rubik1908) | 79.57 | 96% | 2024-05-04 |
| 2477. | Lobster🦞 (itisu127) | 79.54 | 94.4% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2478. | Mitchell (mitchell721) | 79.54 | 96.2% | 2024-06-26 |
| 2479. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 79.52 | 95.6% | 2023-06-29 |
| 2480. | George (hermionegeorge) | 79.50 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2481. | Dios (gembili666) | 79.49 | 97.2% | 2024-01-22 |
| 2482. | Shaswathan (shas16) | 79.46 | 97% | 2024-01-07 |
| 2483. | PR (mrprx) | 79.45 | 96.5% | 2023-09-14 |
| 2484. | ExciteByte (excitebyte) | 79.45 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 2485. | los (typossarevalid) | 79.43 | 97.6% | 2024-06-14 |
| 2486. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 79.43 | 97.9% | 2024-12-03 |
| 2487. | Jameson (jamesonmul) | 79.42 | 95% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2488. | levi (leviathan_307) | 79.39 | 96% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2489. | Loot3d (loot3d) | 79.38 | 98% | 2024-08-20 |
| 2490. | Cian (ashal99) | 79.31 | 95.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2491. | relak (nxthann) | 79.29 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 2492. | R (treeondirt) | 79.26 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 2493. | kiv (kivv) | 79.25 | 94.9% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2494. | Abhishek (create_a_account) | 79.25 | 97.3% | 2023-06-28 |
| 2495. | PARAG (parroye) | 79.25 | 97% | 2024-07-31 |
| 2496. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 79.24 | 93% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2497. | SalW3s (salw3s) | 79.20 | 96% | 2024-04-11 |
| 2498. | Benjamin (benky25) | 79.10 | 95% | 2023-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |