So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30971. | Eli (elizabethvn) | 51.35 | — | 2010-03-21 |
| 30972. | anyoneofus (buidangchung) | 51.35 | — | 2009-01-08 |
| 30973. | Shriram (shrirammc55) | 51.34 | 94% | 2011-09-16 |
| 30974. | eddie (eddie_coder) | 51.34 | 96% | 2022-05-08 |
| 30975. | L (llopx) | 51.34 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 30976. | Asir Mosaddek (amsakib) | 51.34 | 93% | 2022-04-13 |
| 30977. | Silver (agsilver) | 51.34 | 91% | 2016-04-08 |
| 30978. | Ana (druze_tito) | 51.33 | 95% | 2022-01-09 |
| 30979. | HenTheis (hentheis) | 51.33 | 94% | 2023-06-01 |
| 30980. | Alim (agropop) | 51.33 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 30981. | Nathaniel (ksyiros) | 51.33 | 97% | 2019-07-06 |
| 30982. | Matty (mattyman) | 51.32 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 30983. | yosuke (yousuke) | 51.32 | 95% | 2012-07-05 |
| 30984. | elomar (elomarssk) | 51.32 | 97% | 2014-10-10 |
| 30985. | claudia (pikaboo) | 51.32 | — | 2009-12-04 |
| 30986. | Md Adnan (adnan_bgp) | 51.32 | 95% | 2013-12-06 |
| 30987. | Siks (siknaxia) | 51.31 | 96% | 2019-08-06 |
| 30988. | los (typossarevalid) | 51.31 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 30989. | name (nnnamelesss) | 51.31 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 30990. | Benjamin (benjamin9214) | 51.31 | 92% | 2016-12-27 |
| 30991. | Isaiah (jumpfordarts) | 51.31 | 96.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 30992. | Jen (pink_gemini) | 51.31 | 98% | 2018-07-02 |
| 30993. | ray (honcho) | 51.31 | 92% | 2015-02-09 |
| 30994. | DJCheeseburger1 (dj_cheeseb... | 51.30 | 100% | 2023-09-09 |
| 30995. | Curtis Miller (c_miller3) | 51.30 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 30996. | Rod (up_beat) | 51.30 | 98% | 2015-02-02 |
| 30997. | Jacque (jrobyabich) | 51.30 | 94% | 2015-02-14 |
| 30998. | Kate (schmonner) | 51.30 | 91% | 2013-06-04 |
| 30999. | resil (resil) | 51.30 | — | 2009-07-19 |
| 31000. | Dark (darkangel) | 51.30 | — | 2008-12-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |