Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22146. | chris (mobpimtswlwj) | 65.66 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 22147. | Rohit (flymonkeyfly) | 65.66 | 96% | 2015-10-01 |
| 22148. | ktrnai (luqmen) | 65.65 | 95% | 2021-05-20 |
| 22149. | daniel beale (dannyb719) | 65.65 | 97% | 2023-03-31 |
| 22150. | Paul (mrslowly) | 65.65 | 96% | 2022-12-27 |
| 22151. | payn (paynnn_) | 65.65 | 93% | 2021-01-09 |
| 22152. | Blake (eventhorizon) | 65.65 | 95% | 2015-03-28 |
| 22153. | Yin Hsiang (songlalala) | 65.65 | 96% | 2014-06-22 |
| 22154. | Axel (prodiicate) | 65.64 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 22155. | flats (f1ats) | 65.64 | 94.6% | 2023-05-22 |
| 22156. | kman (kwangyel) | 65.64 | 97% | 2021-04-12 |
| 22157. | elsdrm (elsdrm) | 65.64 | 97% | 2011-09-22 |
| 22158. | Bob (dvorakguy) | 65.64 | 95% | 2016-04-27 |
| 22159. | Oathy (oathy) | 65.64 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
| 22160. | Baby (bonxate) | 65.64 | 95% | 2014-04-12 |
| 22161. | vishal (arora.v.vishal03@gm... | 65.64 | 92% | 2014-10-07 |
| 22162. | Ryan (8baller) | 65.63 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 22163. | Ata (aajan) | 65.63 | 96% | 2023-01-18 |
| 22164. | soravit (earthgammer) | 65.63 | 97% | 2017-11-29 |
| 22165. | typooker (typooker) | 65.63 | 97% | 2022-08-24 |
| 22166. | gaddiel (gaddiel) | 65.63 | 95% | 2012-09-21 |
| 22167. | ac (dvorak_learner) | 65.63 | 94% | 2013-09-13 |
| 22168. | J (jihoomoon) | 65.62 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 22169. | Proton (proton_rizing) | 65.62 | 97% | 2021-06-11 |
| 22170. | Arka (arkacsedu) | 65.62 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 22171. | Kyle (kylewagner) | 65.62 | 88% | 2012-10-29 |
| 22172. | thehiep (thehiep8x) | 65.62 | 99% | 2014-10-16 |
| 22173. | Miya (miyuni) | 65.62 | 96% | 2014-10-10 |
| 22174. | David (creation) | 65.62 | 90% | 2016-01-18 |
| 22175. | Emily (snowserpent) | 65.61 | 92% | 2015-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |