So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14209. | Tocke (tockenjocke) | 77.79 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 14210. | Bartłomiej (baryla69baryla69) | 77.79 | 96% | 2022-11-20 |
| 14211. | James (irishaggie) | 77.79 | 96% | 2016-06-03 |
| 14212. | Rushit (rushit) | 77.79 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 14213. | Lonie (loniewong) | 77.79 | 95% | 2017-06-05 |
| 14214. | Jaihuen (jaihuenalizada) | 77.79 | 93% | 2017-04-29 |
| 14215. | Speed_Reader (nagy_ssbm) | 77.78 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 14216. | MrSeah (mrseahdotcom) | 77.78 | 95% | 2016-02-09 |
| 14217. | Steffi (arghsteffi) | 77.78 | 94% | 2015-01-03 |
| 14218. | Erol (amaranth) | 77.78 | — | 2009-01-17 |
| 14219. | nfpsyco (msnnick3) | 77.77 | 95% | 2019-07-16 |
| 14220. | Timmy (air_) | 77.77 | 96% | 2014-07-23 |
| 14221. | Jebediah (jebediah144) | 77.77 | 99% | 2018-11-27 |
| 14222. | Elmundo (fruff) | 77.77 | — | 2009-10-22 |
| 14223. | Yash (naughtyboy) | 77.77 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 14224. | duy (duyanhpt1) | 77.77 | 96% | 2013-05-09 |
| 14225. | JetroCuber (jetrocuber) | 77.76 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 14226. | Peaky (x101) | 77.76 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 14227. | Typografo (typografo) | 77.76 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 14228. | ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ ... | 77.76 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| 14229. | Max (souriz) | 77.76 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 14230. | arxbombus (arxbombus) | 77.76 | 92% | 2015-08-21 |
| 14231. | David (hahayoulose) | 77.76 | 98% | 2016-03-04 |
| 14232. | AziziAziz (ziziaziz) | 77.76 | 97% | 2013-12-11 |
| 14233. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 77.76 | 99% | 2020-07-17 |
| 14234. | Dan (dthores1) | 77.76 | 95% | 2013-01-24 |
| 14235. | Bill (achabill) | 77.76 | 95% | 2016-01-12 |
| 14236. | Yung (yung_bartholomew) | 77.75 | 95% | 2023-02-22 |
| 14237. | Bijay (shresthabijay) | 77.75 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 14238. | Atif (atif_zaheer) | 77.75 | 97% | 2021-05-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |