As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16607. | Alec (squidzzzzz) | 69.59 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 16608. | Mynte (myntepapir) | 69.59 | 93% | 2016-01-16 |
| 16609. | scut-黄光积 (yh_1314) | 69.59 | 95% | 2022-07-20 |
| 16610. | Vladimir (ahavran) | 69.59 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 16611. | dou (beahdou) | 69.59 | 98% | 2015-11-24 |
| 16612. | Taha (yohohoy) | 69.58 | 96% | 2020-08-21 |
| 16613. | aidan (aidanfrencken) | 69.58 | 98% | 2020-11-27 |
| 16614. | Ren (emperorpenguin) | 69.57 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 16615. | Gabci (gabci) | 69.57 | 96% | 2015-06-12 |
| 16616. | Douglas (slugdug) | 69.57 | 94% | 2015-11-06 |
| 16617. | Melissa (mel8402) | 69.57 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 16618. | Danny (arbitori) | 69.57 | 95% | 2021-07-09 |
| 16619. | Marco (castle190) | 69.57 | 97% | 2018-06-21 |
| 16620. | nem (nem2k18) | 69.56 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 16621. | James (shadowjcw) | 69.56 | 96% | 2018-01-20 |
| 16622. | SuperMcShizzle (supermcshiz... | 69.56 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
| 16623. | cmi2008 (cmi_2008) | 69.55 | 95% | 2025-04-16 |
| 16624. | Nevetsy (ystev_n) | 69.55 | 97.8% | 2023-09-30 |
| 16625. | ' (jmontgomer4) | 69.55 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 16626. | Fire (fire_rice) | 69.55 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 16627. | Dimfred (dimfred) | 69.55 | 98% | 2021-02-21 |
| 16628. | 🐼 (bobby76) | 69.55 | 98% | 2020-08-18 |
| 16629. | Viper (tomp2) | 69.55 | 95% | 2016-09-20 |
| 16630. | Ard (typmeester) | 69.55 | 96% | 2015-09-13 |
| 16631. | tiglas (tiglas) | 69.55 | 96% | 2017-01-01 |
| 16632. | the1stpsycho (the1stpsycho) | 69.55 | 89% | 2015-11-12 |
| 16633. | greendragons (greendragons) | 69.54 | 97% | 2022-09-09 |
| 16634. | needo (needo) | 69.54 | 95.4% | 2023-07-18 |
| 16635. | φσ (phi_sigma) | 69.54 | 97.2% | 2023-08-05 |
| 16636. | shadmehr (megacrocodile) | 69.54 | 95% | 2021-11-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |