I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12695. | Amit (amtijais) | 81.80 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 12696. | ghaws (ghaws) | 81.80 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 12697. | Hessi (hessijames) | 81.80 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 12698. | J Dog (biggbrian) | 81.79 | 98% | 2025-01-14 |
| 12699. | Viet (vietbui99) | 81.79 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 12700. | Ghost (ghost_animator) | 81.79 | 97% | 2018-03-12 |
| 12701. | Glufius (glufius) | 81.79 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 12702. | GoldN~ (goldnugget) | 81.79 | 98% | 2017-12-02 |
| 12703. | Chipper (chipperdiglett) | 81.79 | 99% | 2021-04-27 |
| 12704. | 🦥 (isitenough) | 81.79 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 12705. | nateee (natecordero) | 81.79 | 96% | 2018-09-07 |
| 12706. | ozamandias (orbman_) | 81.77 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 12707. | Fizik (fiziksouljya) | 81.77 | 96% | 2023-08-05 |
| 12708. | Taufik (taufik_thd) | 81.76 | 99.4% | 2023-11-29 |
| 12709. | sweet (sweet_88) | 81.76 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 12710. | vamsi (vamsivadrevu) | 81.76 | 99% | 2018-08-17 |
| 12711. | gaffur (zikisgengaffur_35) | 81.75 | 97% | 2024-04-20 |
| 12712. | Ethan (gameystew8) | 81.75 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 12713. | Dylan (typingtrucker222) | 81.75 | 94% | 2019-11-22 |
| 12714. | DeadSafari (deadsafari) | 81.75 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 12715. | Marie (greenbrae17) | 81.75 | 97% | 2017-12-02 |
| 12716. | Naruke (naruke15) | 81.74 | 94% | 2018-07-27 |
| 12717. | Evoril (evoril) | 81.74 | 96.7% | 2024-04-13 |
| 12718. | Foofighter (foohobbit) | 81.74 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 12719. | kevin (kevincuz) | 81.74 | 94% | 2020-07-02 |
| 12720. | Sidharth (iamsidman17) | 81.74 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 12721. | Dan (dannynotmaster) | 81.74 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 12722. | Kaiden (zentacle) | 81.73 | 95% | 2022-03-11 |
| 12723. | storpa (storpa26) | 81.73 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 12724. | cvc (1cvc) | 81.72 | 95% | 2025-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |