The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12242. | 林志勇 (linzhiyong) | 84.65 | 93% | 2011-10-03 |
| 12243. | I'm better than (abra_cadabra) | 84.64 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 12244. | InfernalPanda (infernalpanda) | 84.64 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 12245. | Fariz (kidhacks) | 84.64 | 93% | 2012-06-10 |
| 12246. | Hailee (perkypotato) | 84.64 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 12247. | (alf89757) | 84.63 | 92% | 2016-09-10 |
| 12248. | Mohammad (aburub) | 84.63 | 95% | 2013-05-26 |
| 12249. | Robert (discomeats) | 84.63 | 97% | 2012-12-13 |
| 12250. | GMK Handarbeit (rp1324) | 84.63 | 96% | 2018-12-05 |
| 12251. | Stephen (brenns10) | 84.63 | 92% | 2015-03-30 |
| 12252. | Goscinny (goscinny) | 84.63 | 93% | 2016-06-09 |
| 12253. | touchtypepracticer69 (touch... | 84.62 | 97% | 2022-10-31 |
| 12254. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 84.62 | 99% | 2016-01-25 |
| 12255. | Oral (oralduck) | 84.62 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
| 12256. | Kalo (kalo) | 84.62 | 91% | 2015-10-23 |
| 12257. | Jasper (jasperw) | 84.62 | 94% | 2013-06-22 |
| 12258. | Macklin (macklin123) | 84.61 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 12259. | Radu (raduplo) | 84.61 | 97% | 2023-09-22 |
| 12260. | Callan (callick) | 84.61 | 92% | 2013-04-19 |
| 12261. | lagidigu (lagidigu) | 84.61 | 89% | 2013-07-22 |
| 12262. | Alyssa (typingtodeath) | 84.61 | 90% | 2012-12-30 |
| 12263. | Drew (itstacotime) | 84.60 | 97% | 2012-10-26 |
| 12264. | Callie (le_jade) | 84.60 | 95% | 2020-02-29 |
| 12265. | mathwog (suhtwog) | 84.60 | 97% | 2013-02-15 |
| 12266. | Cassie (lazurey) | 84.59 | 99% | 2015-11-13 |
| 12267. | Ivan (hehemon) | 84.59 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 12268. | manthan (sixtynine_wpm) | 84.58 | 99% | 2023-01-20 |
| 12269. | ƒuç (typ0_negative_) | 84.58 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 12270. | DancingIguana (dancingiguana) | 84.58 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 12271. | fml (fmldave89) | 84.58 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |