So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11834. | Jerome (babayaga36) | 81.89 | 99% | 2018-05-22 |
| 11835. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 81.89 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 11836. | Ameer (isocket) | 81.89 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 11837. | core.ebiz (core_ebiz) | 81.88 | 94% | 2014-06-06 |
| 11838. | Shakil (narjis) | 81.88 | 99% | 2013-09-15 |
| 11839. | Yexsys (yexsys) | 81.88 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
| 11840. | ⠀ (omnispectral) | 81.88 | 93% | 2016-09-13 |
| 11841. | James (maximumderp) | 81.88 | 96% | 2014-12-27 |
| 11842. | Alex (coupqt) | 81.88 | 92% | 2016-01-24 |
| 11843. | Howard (howardpeckerman) | 81.88 | 98% | 2013-09-08 |
| 11844. | Cory (cory) | 81.88 | — | 2011-01-11 |
| 11845. | Myxa (47mike47) | 81.88 | 95% | 2013-04-24 |
| 11846. | tstats[moneymic] (moneymic) | 81.87 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 11847. | Luckeh (luckeh11) | 81.87 | 95% | 2020-02-27 |
| 11848. | LancyLanc (lancethedino) | 81.87 | 96% | 2023-02-03 |
| 11849. | Carl (doc2831) | 81.87 | 94% | 2022-01-07 |
| 11850. | Stephanie (chochacacaculo) | 81.86 | 98% | 2016-03-24 |
| 11851. | bambang (breakingkeyboards) | 81.86 | 95% | 2021-12-14 |
| 11852. | Potato (typingpotato341) | 81.86 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 11853. | darkroth (xdarkroth) | 81.86 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 11854. | Calix (cjkache) | 81.86 | 96% | 2021-04-01 |
| 11855. | Jim (the_belal) | 81.86 | 98% | 2012-02-15 |
| 11856. | Tomasz (elpero) | 81.86 | 98% | 2016-09-07 |
| 11857. | Srikarthick (pjsk83) | 81.86 | — | 2011-01-18 |
| 11858. | Will (w1llmcl) | 81.85 | 95% | 2022-06-26 |
| 11859. | Bun (pitifulpal) | 81.85 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 11860. | Sean (seankim9) | 81.85 | 88% | 2015-11-11 |
| 11861. | Rietkip (nescioc) | 81.85 | 96% | 2012-08-11 |
| 11862. | Christian (gimslongvir) | 81.85 | — | 2011-03-10 |
| 11863. | ☞sondv (sondv) | 81.85 | 97% | 2019-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |