I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7901. | Juan (portnage) | 92.38 | 97.1% | 2023-05-16 |
| 7902. | kwonman99 (kwonman99) | 92.38 | 97% | 2022-10-11 |
| 7903. | Joey (coxoncable) | 92.37 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 7904. | Vivid (vividistyping) | 92.37 | 96% | 2022-08-12 |
| 7905. | AlexYazan (alexyazan) | 92.37 | 96% | 2023-04-25 |
| 7906. | iep (iebeaux) | 92.37 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 7907. | (⓿_⓿) (microfome) | 92.37 | 96% | 2025-05-14 |
| 7908. | Blagoj (pauc_99) | 92.37 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 7909. | Hector (altering) | 92.36 | 97% | 2019-11-30 |
| 7910. | Blackmist Sam (samsan07) | 92.36 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 7911. | 🐍🐍🐍 (whitebeardhz) | 92.36 | 97% | 2021-12-20 |
| 7912. | ark (arkundu) | 92.36 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 7913. | Shayan (shayan98) | 92.36 | 94% | 2017-03-19 |
| 7914. | raruma (raruma) | 92.34 | 99% | 2017-12-30 |
| 7915. | quack (virtualknight) | 92.34 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 7916. | Marnier (grandxmarnier) | 92.34 | 92% | 2017-05-28 |
| 7917. | David (typingmonkey123) | 92.33 | 96.7% | 2024-05-28 |
| 7918. | Ryo (ryonamba) | 92.33 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 7919. | Karl (relentlesstyper) | 92.33 | 98% | 2022-04-02 |
| 7920. | slr (con_d_oriano1) | 92.33 | 95.4% | 2021-03-02 |
| 7921. | David Yi Hong (davidyihong) | 92.32 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 7922. | FrostyYerin (frostyyerin) | 92.32 | 97% | 2023-03-28 |
| 7923. | Eric (gander) | 92.32 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
| 7924. | Joni (jonijiya) | 92.31 | 95% | 2017-01-14 |
| 7925. | Emily (20emhu01) | 92.31 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 7926. | Abizer (abizern) | 92.31 | 99% | 2020-09-03 |
| 7927. | Collin (cxlliin_) | 92.31 | 97% | 2022-09-18 |
| 7928. | XY (daddyelephant) | 92.30 | 96% | 2025-10-10 |
| 7929. | shrenik (shrenikr235) | 92.30 | 96% | 2021-05-18 |
| 7930. | ollir (ollir) | 92.29 | 98% | 2021-05-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |