The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29980. | 🥴 (kangjushang) | 53.89 | 94.9% | 2023-05-25 |
| 29981. | Alex (formerself) | 53.89 | 94% | 2015-02-13 |
| 29982. | nother (nother) | 53.89 | 97% | 2021-06-25 |
| 29983. | Bappy (bappy) | 53.89 | 95% | 2013-02-19 |
| 29984. | thrax (sverwen) | 53.88 | 95% | 2022-10-23 |
| 29985. | Denis (deniii) | 53.88 | 93% | 2022-05-17 |
| 29986. | Evan (_evancormier) | 53.88 | 94% | 2021-01-25 |
| 29987. | Pramod (pixliv) | 53.88 | — | 2009-09-21 |
| 29988. | Rennie (ratatouille) | 53.88 | — | 2009-04-07 |
| 29989. | Rebecca (forever_fina) | 53.88 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 29990. | bobby (chqnges) | 53.87 | 87% | 2016-07-12 |
| 29991. | griffin (griffinbbb) | 53.87 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 29992. | Sargis (saqo1997) | 53.87 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 29993. | kim (kimopotamus) | 53.87 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 29994. | FastAsF*ck (suckmyfidget) | 53.87 | 94% | 2017-10-23 |
| 29995. | franklin (needforspeed) | 53.86 | — | 2008-08-21 |
| 29996. | Nick (novelkeycreams) | 53.85 | 95% | 2022-05-30 |
| 29997. | Joe (pfaffanator) | 53.85 | — | 2008-12-02 |
| 29998. | probe (typingmaster2987) | 53.85 | 94% | 2016-01-25 |
| 29999. | Rahul (rahuldodwani18) | 53.85 | 95% | 2017-07-08 |
| 30000. | vrz (vrztaa) | 53.83 | 95% | 2021-03-16 |
| 30001. | Minh (vvkhongminhvv) | 53.83 | 92% | 2011-09-02 |
| 30002. | Shahab (ghaurishahab) | 53.83 | 88% | 2016-02-12 |
| 30003. | Ricky23Bobby (ricky23bobby) | 53.82 | 91% | 2016-01-26 |
| 30004. | v0rtex- (bouraoui) | 53.82 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 30005. | AG (rollingpanda0) | 53.82 | 97% | 2019-06-17 |
| 30006. | nuri (ree_chantique) | 53.82 | — | 2010-07-07 |
| 30007. | Steve (steves) | 53.82 | — | 2009-03-11 |
| 30008. | Vasanth (springbee) | 53.82 | 86% | 2013-04-09 |
| 30009. | Joel (joeltype) | 53.82 | 95% | 2016-08-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |