So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22996. | Ravindra (ravindrats) | 63.67 | 98% | 2020-04-28 |
| 22997. | Seth (thefoxarmy) | 63.67 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 22998. | Adham (adhamo) | 63.67 | 99% | 2023-05-10 |
| 22999. | anisha (anisha10) | 63.67 | 97% | 2023-05-17 |
| 23000. | Thobi (tombibby10) | 63.67 | 95.3% | 2021-02-08 |
| 23001. | Yet (yet1208) | 63.67 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 23002. | Wolf (wolfwill) | 63.67 | 96.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 23003. | Aditya (aditya9219) | 63.67 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
| 23004. | Roberto (cantstoproberto) | 63.67 | 94% | 2013-07-18 |
| 23005. | Tristan (thavelick) | 63.67 | 97% | 2011-12-21 |
| 23006. | morpeth (morpeth) | 63.67 | 90% | 2012-06-18 |
| 23007. | Vong (vongolavwalker) | 63.66 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 23008. | adityasaini (adityasaini) | 63.66 | 95% | 2016-10-06 |
| 23009. | lamchi (hoangduyanh) | 63.66 | 88% | 2011-09-05 |
| 23010. | CZ896 (topherm896) | 63.66 | 96% | 2015-10-01 |
| 23011. | Huỳnh Minh Hướng (huon... | 63.66 | 93% | 2011-06-14 |
| 23012. | Runek (grimhahe) | 63.65 | 90% | 2016-01-03 |
| 23013. | arif (arifardians) | 63.65 | 97.4% | 2023-08-30 |
| 23014. | Ryan (ryandaden) | 63.65 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
| 23015. | Nathania (typingisfun) | 63.65 | 94% | 2012-01-28 |
| 23016. | Kal (tuon) | 63.65 | 97% | 2017-10-03 |
| 23017. | Tra (camellia90) | 63.65 | 96% | 2015-03-04 |
| 23018. | Bryan (bryanla) | 63.65 | — | 2008-09-15 |
| 23019. | Caleb (calebhalvy) | 63.64 | 88% | 2011-07-20 |
| 23020. | rocky (rockybhai__) | 63.64 | 94.8% | 2023-08-20 |
| 23021. | Patrick (jeffray00) | 63.64 | 94% | 2019-07-26 |
| 23022. | Joshua (aquasouth) | 63.64 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
| 23023. | slimaq (slimaq) | 63.64 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 23024. | LâmHoàiLinh (psamdjakht) | 63.64 | 96% | 2013-09-05 |
| 23025. | Bob (phussy) | 63.64 | — | 2009-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |