So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14286. | (axr123) | 77.22 | 96% | 2011-12-11 |
| 14287. | John (greekinfo) | 77.22 | 94% | 2011-08-07 |
| 14288. | (propermunch) | 77.22 | 96% | 2015-01-14 |
| 14289. | (hydexuniverse) | 77.21 | 96% | 2022-10-30 |
| 14290. | rachel (rsimonton94) | 77.21 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 14291. | (kingbob192) | 77.21 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 14292. | (lur3t) | 77.21 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 14293. | Nam (ngkynam) | 77.21 | — | 2008-10-05 |
| 14294. | (ilostqq) | 77.21 | 92% | 2012-03-21 |
| 14295. | (kedalg) | 77.20 | 98.8% | 2023-06-27 |
| 14296. | (maltourus) | 77.20 | 98% | 2014-12-24 |
| 14297. | (unelunebleu) | 77.20 | 96% | 2015-02-12 |
| 14298. | (mgunn) | 77.20 | 92% | 2013-11-29 |
| 14299. | (jrdupd) | 77.20 | 98% | 2015-12-13 |
| 14300. | (benyaphets) | 77.20 | 90% | 2016-03-31 |
| 14301. | (vizhead) | 77.20 | — | 2009-11-08 |
| 14302. | (mistertfy64) | 77.19 | 95% | 2020-08-23 |
| 14303. | (xflash) | 77.19 | 98% | 2021-07-14 |
| 14304. | (h0merow) | 77.19 | 97.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14305. | blank (typingi) | 77.19 | 94% | 2016-12-31 |
| 14306. | deutero (deutero) | 77.19 | — | 2010-12-18 |
| 14307. | Jim (okybibuy) | 77.18 | — | 2009-07-30 |
| 14308. | (ultimatedew) | 77.18 | 95% | 2015-04-25 |
| 14309. | (rajender_delhi) | 77.18 | 95% | 2011-11-07 |
| 14310. | (prince7079) | 77.18 | 95% | 2014-04-14 |
| 14311. | (bmagill) | 77.17 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 14312. | yousef (yousef_badr23) | 77.17 | 97% | 2020-06-13 |
| 14313. | Tejas (crimcrim) | 77.17 | 96% | 2022-11-08 |
| 14314. | (nosrej) | 77.17 | 98% | 2012-06-07 |
| 14315. | (coure) | 77.17 | 92% | 2015-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |