I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13627. | Gaurav (absurd_man) | 78.34 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 13628. | Joseph (jsph273) | 78.34 | 97% | 2021-01-01 |
| 13629. | Dongfeng (besieger) | 78.34 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 13630. | morallez (mor17) | 78.34 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
| 13631. | Alibi (alibiyeslambek) | 78.34 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| 13632. | W xander W flaneur W zak W ... | 78.33 | 97% | 2025-07-13 |
| 13633. | Matt (beano15) | 78.33 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 13634. | Konstantinos (konstantop) | 78.33 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
| 13635. | OAYCG22 (oaycg22) | 78.33 | 97% | 2019-04-05 |
| 13636. | break (breakbar) | 78.33 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
| 13637. | The Cup!D (slowly_but_sure) | 78.33 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 13638. | Clayton (bhsoccerpunk11) | 78.33 | 95% | 2016-01-05 |
| 13639. | Tony (zonfen) | 78.33 | 95% | 2015-11-17 |
| 13640. | Francisco (aeos) | 78.33 | 97.3% | 2021-02-24 |
| 13641. | : (duccy) | 78.32 | 96% | 2021-09-11 |
| 13642. | Wessneroo (wessneroo) | 78.31 | 93% | 2015-09-29 |
| 13643. | Seeking (seekingtotype) | 78.30 | 97.5% | 2024-09-23 |
| 13644. | Eveningthing (evntd) | 78.30 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 13645. | Elliot (thefascist) | 78.30 | 98% | 2022-01-22 |
| 13646. | Typing (typinggodthesecond) | 78.30 | 96% | 2022-11-28 |
| 13647. | Francisco (cdt1) | 78.30 | 96% | 2021-09-20 |
| 13648. | Christian (modernfallacy) | 78.29 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| 13649. | Edd (christenlanger) | 78.29 | 94% | 2015-07-02 |
| 13650. | Shashank (same_lame_name) | 78.29 | 96.7% | 2024-04-28 |
| 13651. | vineel (vineel) | 78.29 | 97% | 2021-10-27 |
| 13652. | Ghillie (ghillie111) | 78.29 | 89% | 2016-11-17 |
| 13653. | . (villutamme) | 78.29 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 13654. | Eetu (1emk) | 78.29 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 13655. | Dan (thefinalgetsuga) | 78.29 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 13656. | AJ (aj_jaswanth) | 78.29 | 92% | 2016-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |