And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17370. | The Mustard Tiger (jaenxst) | 83.49 | 97% | 2015-07-23 |
| 17371. | Rachit (keysmasher25) | 83.49 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 17372. | Rusty (rustycopillena) | 83.49 | 99% | 2019-07-19 |
| 17373. | Chuck (typer_inflation) | 83.49 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 17374. | Sylvaen (suggestedrp) | 83.49 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 17375. | Benjamin (egg20) | 83.49 | 96% | 2019-01-19 |
| 17376. | Jave (iwilldefeatyou69) | 83.48 | 98% | 2023-01-05 |
| 17377. | Joshua (wthjosh) | 83.48 | 97% | 2017-10-01 |
| 17378. | christian (wahing) | 83.48 | 92% | 2012-07-02 |
| 17379. | Hans (hootenanny1) | 83.48 | 96% | 2015-02-26 |
| 17380. | kaloyan (kalci) | 83.47 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 17381. | Trey (trey113) | 83.47 | 99% | 2021-10-20 |
| 17382. | Anup (anupsabraham) | 83.47 | 99% | 2017-07-12 |
| 17383. | kian (kianyang) | 83.47 | 98% | 2011-09-04 |
| 17384. | iDol (bagtengbadjaw13) | 83.47 | 95% | 2013-07-08 |
| 17385. | Gilergil (gilergil) | 83.47 | 96% | 2015-11-10 |
| 17386. | Vivian (viviaaan) | 83.46 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 17387. | nani (typingfever) | 83.46 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 17388. | STRA (sbs20011) | 83.46 | 97% | 2016-01-18 |
| 17389. | 💾 PROGRESS IS NOT LINEAR... | 83.45 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 17390. | Daniel (theakonigod) | 83.45 | 96% | 2020-12-29 |
| 17391. | ritow (biltis) | 83.45 | 99% | 2012-07-28 |
| 17392. | CHH-andrew (openglut) | 83.45 | 97% | 2011-11-24 |
| 17393. | Marco (bajo85) | 83.44 | 96% | 2013-06-05 |
| 17394. | Phil (lordphil3) | 83.44 | 97% | 2020-04-09 |
| 17395. | Eli (fishman2028) | 83.44 | 99% | 2023-09-08 |
| 17396. | Your_God (your_only_god) | 83.44 | 97% | 2017-01-26 |
| 17397. | The fastest kid alive (tupa... | 83.44 | 96% | 2019-01-20 |
| 17398. | Maia (maia88) | 83.44 | — | 2009-06-10 |
| 17399. | Jeremy (neargood) | 83.43 | — | 2010-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |