I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11922. | thiccyoshi4568 (thiccyoshi4... | 81.59 | 99% | 2023-07-14 |
| 11923. | colemak (colemaking) | 81.59 | 95.1% | 2024-10-04 |
| 11924. | Puzzite (puzzite) | 81.59 | 95% | 2023-01-01 |
| 11925. | Scotty (scottland2) | 81.58 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 11926. | csirke (maxicsirke) | 81.57 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 11927. | mikaelawashere (mikaelawash... | 81.57 | 98% | 2022-12-01 |
| 11928. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 81.57 | 97% | 2018-07-03 |
| 11929. | Christopher (christopher_lych) | 81.57 | 98% | 2018-10-30 |
| 11930. | h0ly (h0ly) | 81.56 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 11931. | Michael (michaelmoshui) | 81.56 | 97.5% | 2024-04-24 |
| 11932. | tstats[tarr645] (tarr645) | 81.56 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
| 11933. | fastboi (ooofooo) | 81.56 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 11934. | Suka (sukafox) | 81.56 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 11935. | Shawn (anotheronebitesthedust) | 81.56 | 98% | 2021-01-08 |
| 11936. | Kamiye (kamiye) | 81.56 | 96% | 2020-02-12 |
| 11937. | Markus (twofx) | 81.56 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 11938. | sator1 (sator1) | 81.55 | 96.9% | 2023-07-25 |
| 11939. | Naveed (typingchamppp) | 81.55 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| 11940. | glockss (glockss) | 81.55 | 93.8% | 2024-02-20 |
| 11941. | Sputz (sputz) | 81.55 | 97% | 2023-07-31 |
| 11942. | Neal (aldrichneal) | 81.55 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 11943. | Mans (mans21) | 81.54 | 98% | 2022-12-28 |
| 11944. | dypy61 (dypy61) | 81.53 | 98% | 2025-09-30 |
| 11945. | Jonah (beans_pete_beans_pete) | 81.53 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
| 11946. | chicken (chicken_wrap) | 81.53 | 96.1% | 2024-10-25 |
| 11947. | Mitchell (mitchelldj) | 81.53 | 97% | 2023-10-27 |
| 11948. | Connor (connor822) | 81.53 | 96% | 2021-03-05 |
| 11949. | Squabbi (squabbi) | 81.53 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 11950. | Keys (disappointed_d) | 81.53 | 96% | 2020-04-06 |
| 11951. | shui (sammi76) | 81.53 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |