So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35315. | nick (neeraj123) | 38.69 | 93% | 2017-08-17 |
| 35316. | Thuy (thuyla) | 38.68 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 35317. | Sandy (nerdturtle) | 38.67 | 93% | 2016-08-24 |
| 35318. | Kim (natthidaar) | 38.65 | 94% | 2022-09-08 |
| 35319. | raghu (raghu_) | 38.62 | 93.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 35320. | arrocato (arrocato) | 38.61 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 35321. | Woosh (woosh_7) | 38.60 | 92% | 2020-08-20 |
| 35322. | Steph (so207) | 38.60 | 93% | 2020-10-13 |
| 35323. | chuong (davidchuong) | 38.60 | — | 2010-03-15 |
| 35324. | Sreedev (finetard) | 38.59 | 90% | 2015-03-29 |
| 35325. | Vivian (vivianvamp) | 38.59 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 35326. | Hadyan (pampam67) | 38.58 | 88% | 2016-04-27 |
| 35327. | rathish (rathish001) | 38.57 | 79% | 2015-10-28 |
| 35328. | doof (misteraxel) | 38.57 | 93.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 35329. | reza (reza_b) | 38.56 | 86% | 2016-09-27 |
| 35330. | Fabio (elmundo) | 38.56 | 93% | 2011-11-01 |
| 35331. | Jacob (typing_verstappen) | 38.55 | 95% | 2022-09-18 |
| 35332. | Rookie (rookie_typer) | 38.55 | 87% | 2017-04-15 |
| 35333. | DybVv (vuong02011996) | 38.52 | 94% | 2021-05-18 |
| 35334. | Michelle (michelle1110) | 38.52 | 93% | 2016-06-20 |
| 35335. | wayne (wakim) | 38.50 | 80% | 2013-08-27 |
| 35336. | sarvanan (sararules) | 38.49 | 86% | 2013-10-12 |
| 35337. | Zaid (supremestflame) | 38.48 | 88% | 2015-10-26 |
| 35338. | claess (claess) | 38.48 | 90% | 2012-11-20 |
| 35339. | Subeesh (subeesh18) | 38.47 | 88% | 2013-08-07 |
| 35340. | Trung (mrhunt3r) | 38.47 | 94% | 2013-07-14 |
| 35341. | Allritch (cleritch) | 38.47 | 96% | 2019-07-19 |
| 35342. | fight me (chasetierney3) | 38.46 | 82% | 2015-03-02 |
| 35343. | anh (anh101) | 38.46 | 92% | 2015-07-07 |
| 35344. | ayman (ilovegod1) | 38.42 | 95.7% | 2023-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |