As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5556. | زبیر ♕ الشیخ PK... | 95.40 | 98% | 2018-02-04 |
| 5557. | Cole (colemakingprocess) | 95.40 | 99% | 2021-12-10 |
| 5558. | Aril (arilbernhard) | 95.40 | 95% | 2016-11-29 |
| 5559. | K (ksil2) | 95.40 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 5560. | Cameron (cameron3212) | 95.40 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
| 5561. | yjkim (yjkim989) | 95.39 | 97% | 2024-09-23 |
| 5562. | Ghost racing medalists suck... | 95.39 | 100% | 2023-03-16 |
| 5563. | Jon (hinderbolt) | 95.39 | 92% | 2017-03-17 |
| 5564. | Mitchell (mrfreeze) | 95.39 | 96% | 2016-06-01 |
| 5565. | Cameon (cthack) | 95.38 | 100% | 2015-12-16 |
| 5566. | Will (darealfridge) | 95.37 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
| 5567. | win (pawint) | 95.37 | 96% | 2016-03-24 |
| 5568. | z (randomosity) | 95.37 | 95% | 2016-09-26 |
| 5569. | Space (spacedandy) | 95.36 | 98.2% | 2024-05-20 |
| 5570. | jjj (chickenbastard) | 95.36 | 95% | 2019-06-10 |
| 5571. | thomp (thompson139) | 95.36 | 94% | 2016-11-16 |
| 5572. | George (typing_bot) | 95.35 | 98% | 2018-07-26 |
| 5573. | b!g (b_i_g_em) | 95.35 | 98.2% | 2023-12-05 |
| 5574. | Jed (d1y3dc) | 95.34 | 99% | 2023-04-09 |
| 5575. | alpha (alphawoman) | 95.34 | 99% | 2025-03-18 |
| 5576. | juswawawa (juswawawawawa) | 95.34 | 98% | 2022-03-28 |
| 5577. | Adrian (adriangat) | 95.34 | 98% | 2023-06-17 |
| 5578. | Ivan (ivanelv) | 95.34 | 98% | 2020-03-31 |
| 5579. | Nuge (nugemcgee) | 95.33 | 95% | 2017-02-15 |
| 5580. | Sherif (zushauque) | 95.33 | 92% | 2016-08-25 |
| 5581. | Amy (arobbins27) | 95.32 | 99% | 2019-08-27 |
| 5582. | Timmy (chet09) | 95.32 | 98.6% | 2024-01-30 |
| 5583. | Dizzy (dizzyk) | 95.32 | 98% | 2016-04-21 |
| 5584. | Blafl (blafl) | 95.32 | 97% | 2016-11-06 |
| 5585. | Justin (corky12831) | 95.31 | 94% | 2015-05-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |