The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5628. | Carlo (porkvahkiin) | 98.06 | 96% | 2013-07-28 |
| 5629. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 98.06 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 5630. | Apithat Sombatsiri (itsmek4nz) | 98.05 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 5631. | nple (nathanple) | 98.04 | 98.5% | 2023-10-19 |
| 5632. | Intertial (yuvi_birdi) | 98.04 | 97.6% | 2024-06-30 |
| 5633. | Michael Angelo (micky15) | 98.04 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 5634. | Alex (noobyalex) | 98.04 | 99% | 2018-12-04 |
| 5635. | Hans (extrem3typist) | 98.04 | 96% | 2017-08-16 |
| 5636. | John (azaza909) | 98.04 | 97% | 2017-11-30 |
| 5637. | George (kingyanny) | 98.03 | 94% | 2014-02-21 |
| 5638. | Vest (lordvest) | 98.03 | 98% | 2019-04-17 |
| 5639. | Ed (mog888) | 98.03 | 95% | 2016-07-07 |
| 5640. | Weiszy (weisz) | 98.03 | 97% | 2017-03-28 |
| 5641. | Slow Typist (pyrocyon) | 98.03 | 98% | 2013-08-12 |
| 5642. | sandbox (sandboxes) | 98.03 | — | 2011-04-12 |
| 5643. | F. (yrebainahs) | 98.02 | 98% | 2022-10-20 |
| 5644. | Tiago (lofidesired) | 98.01 | 97% | 2024-05-08 |
| 5645. | Mikael (mahorkankasvattaja) | 98.01 | 98.3% | 2024-05-30 |
| 5646. | idk (itsjustmeuknow) | 98.01 | 97% | 2019-12-27 |
| 5647. | Brendon (typicalshao) | 98.01 | 99% | 2019-05-10 |
| 5648. | Joe (srittenhouse) | 97.99 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 5649. | tetsu (tetsuro) | 97.99 | 98% | 2011-11-28 |
| 5650. | Mark (faithless) | 97.99 | 95% | 2016-05-03 |
| 5651. | Enes (eninho) | 97.99 | 98% | 2017-09-18 |
| 5652. | EyesEyesEyes (eyeseyes_zagoof) | 97.98 | 98% | 2024-08-22 |
| 5653. | Andy (hysdina) | 97.98 | 97% | 2024-07-13 |
| 5654. | Sevenly (sevenly) | 97.98 | 97% | 2014-10-23 |
| 5655. | RoSchnitzel (sab_lyptical42) | 97.97 | 96.6% | 2025-04-11 |
| 5656. | Rozz (iamrozz) | 97.97 | 97.6% | 2023-10-29 |
| 5657. | Orion (ozwiz) | 97.97 | 95% | 2017-04-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |