I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1060. | ᓚᘏᗢ (richivinsky) | 126.14 | 99% | 2026-05-13 |
| 1061. | Guest (sweetheart1217) | 126.10 | 99% | 2016-02-06 |
| 1062. | Yuchi (hastay0naralavista) | 126.08 | 96% | 2016-09-14 |
| 1063. | Erik (megaspazz) | 126.05 | 99% | 2017-08-21 |
| 1064. | Chronical (chronical_) | 126.02 | 99% | 2022-02-27 |
| 1065. | napkin (call_me_napkin) | 126.02 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 1066. | Saif (sayfan) | 126.02 | 88% | 2016-04-22 |
| 1067. | Bryan (northsiderskux) | 126.01 | 93% | 2016-03-02 |
| 1068. | kef (keefpop) | 125.97 | 95% | 2015-08-23 |
| 1069. | JB (wtfhowareyousofast) | 125.96 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 1070. | Hawky (itshawky) | 125.95 | 99% | 2021-09-29 |
| 1071. | 💉 (milan_) | 125.94 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
| 1072. | jellybeanz (makitunaroll) | 125.92 | 99% | 2025-07-14 |
| 1073. | Young (youngflee) | 125.89 | 97% | 2015-11-26 |
| 1074. | XH (xh192) | 125.88 | 96% | 2015-05-19 |
| 1075. | Ashley (wiltedchameleon) | 125.86 | 92% | 2015-12-15 |
| 1076. | Kiva (kivattt) | 125.84 | 99% | 2025-05-05 |
| 1077. | Typhoid (typhoid) | 125.84 | 99% | 2022-11-17 |
| 1078. | m2jest1c (lmxq) | 125.83 | 97.1% | 2024-02-06 |
| 1079. | dion (dionpion213) | 125.83 | 99% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1080. | Moo (mafaraxas) | 125.78 | 99% | 2025-08-11 |
| 1081. | Fabian (meursault___) | 125.78 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
| 1082. | Nieid (nieid) | 125.76 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 1083. | you deserve to exist (charmx) | 125.73 | 98.5% | 2021-02-06 |
| 1084. | DELA CRUZ (delacruzz) | 125.73 | 96% | 2019-04-02 |
| 1085. | Novi (nevarre) | 125.72 | 98% | 2016-07-28 |
| 1086. | Harold (harold33) | 125.70 | 97.4% | 2023-09-15 |
| 1087. | mack (mackhomie) | 125.70 | 98% | 2017-05-17 |
| 1088. | Jared (jg808) | 125.68 | 100% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1089. | test (testuser6655) | 125.68 | 98% | 2018-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |