I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2005. | Snader (mrsander) | 119.27 | 98.1% | 2025-01-24 |
| 2006. | ican tpye fwtf (sup_chief) | 119.26 | 98.3% | 2024-09-23 |
| 2007. | footstrepsils (footstrepsils) | 119.26 | 96% | 2026-05-08 |
| 2008. | Iliya (hichkas_01) | 119.26 | 99% | 2023-02-12 |
| 2009. | Chak (chakfu) | 119.25 | 97.9% | 2024-12-06 |
| 2010. | Youssef (sec5x) | 119.23 | 97% | 2023-04-23 |
| 2011. | Timothy (tim_smithhh) | 119.23 | 99% | 2020-09-02 |
| 2012. | No advertising (noquitbro) | 119.22 | 96% | 2020-06-12 |
| 2013. | Benjamin (bw1625) | 119.22 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 2014. | Luis (logarithmicluis) | 119.21 | 98.1% | 2023-11-07 |
| 2015. | Angry (magnuscarlsbad) | 119.20 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 2016. | jasmeanie (jasmeanie) | 119.19 | 98.6% | 2023-05-19 |
| 2017. | друг (upheldrusty) | 119.19 | 97% | 2020-08-23 |
| 2018. | dvorak :) (lauta70) | 119.18 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 2019. | Gabriel (tacbacjack) | 119.16 | 98% | 2026-02-01 |
| 2020. | Chet (chetbaker) | 119.15 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 2021. | Anish (typeswithtwo) | 119.13 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 2022. | Ziggynator | 🐸 (airxq) | 119.13 | 99% | 2022-06-01 |
| 2023. | Derkz (derkz) | 119.13 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 2024. | J (sobased) | 119.11 | 99% | 2019-12-21 |
| 2025. | Alex (1dwalker) | 119.10 | 97% | 2017-06-21 |
| 2026. | rashawn (corthas) | 119.07 | 99.3% | 2024-07-13 |
| 2027. | no (jonah1357) | 119.06 | 99% | 2020-10-09 |
| 2028. | i never win (neroflux) | 119.06 | 94% | 2017-04-10 |
| 2029. | i am (ashou) | 119.05 | 98% | 2022-06-21 |
| 2030. | David (dcohen91) | 119.04 | 99% | 2021-10-10 |
| 2031. | Asters (typer1typer) | 119.03 | 99% | 2025-11-26 |
| 2032. | allie (admw) | 119.03 | 100% | 2019-03-11 |
| 2033. | Anton (m3tafour) | 119.01 | 96.9% | 2023-09-20 |
| 2034. | Jeroen (messyanswer) | 119.01 | 98% | 2018-07-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |