I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9569. | WhatIsAModel (dakolli) | 91.29 | 97% | 2024-08-13 |
| 9570. | HotShot (hotshot05) | 91.29 | 99% | 2022-02-07 |
| 9571. | Hai (macvan1207) | 91.29 | 98% | 2019-05-29 |
| 9572. | Eddie (yogurtdan) | 91.29 | 98% | 2022-12-23 |
| 9573. | Isauro (mati002) | 91.29 | 97% | 2018-08-31 |
| 9574. | Dylan (icecream909) | 91.27 | 96.7% | 2024-05-12 |
| 9575. | wet nightmare (daviddloco) | 91.27 | 97% | 2026-05-04 |
| 9576. | (razor11223344) | 91.27 | 97% | 2023-02-13 |
| 9577. | Hannes (p1k3) | 91.27 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| 9578. | Ian (mystery512) | 91.27 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 9579. | Philip (pnielsen2) | 91.26 | 98.8% | 2023-08-07 |
| 9580. | Markycuh420 (theitfactor) | 91.26 | 98% | 2021-10-03 |
| 9581. | Shane (shane1302) | 91.26 | 94% | 2020-10-22 |
| 9582. | Ricky (rcheungwtf) | 91.26 | 97% | 2022-11-18 |
| 9583. | TheUniversesCEO (theunivers... | 91.25 | 96% | 2023-06-03 |
| 9584. | dfgdfg (fallowbrinks) | 91.25 | 96% | 2024-04-20 |
| 9585. | Robert (typeson) | 91.24 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 9586. | George (tormanovi) | 91.23 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 9587. | Denny (shizkr) | 91.23 | 100% | 2020-09-17 |
| 9588. | blank (typingi) | 91.23 | 93% | 2017-01-26 |
| 9589. | Michael (michaelmoshui) | 91.22 | 99% | 2025-07-27 |
| 9590. | OdrogTwo (gordo2) | 91.22 | 99% | 2020-10-16 |
| 9591. | Sovano (sovano) | 91.22 | 98% | 2022-11-22 |
| 9592. | ted (sayonara999) | 91.22 | 99% | 2018-03-23 |
| 9593. | john the tron (johnthetron) | 91.21 | 96.1% | 2024-09-24 |
| 9594. | Abdullah (abdullahuppal) | 91.21 | 97% | 2026-01-21 |
| 9595. | Daniel (incognitus) | 91.21 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 9596. | De9mond (uniwite) | 91.21 | 94.7% | 2023-10-28 |
| 9597. | Justin (justintam556) | 91.21 | 99% | 2021-03-29 |
| 9598. | Ross (trickydick6) | 91.21 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |