I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11089. | Newbie (test00722) | 87.03 | 98.8% | 2023-10-18 |
| 11090. | Hรนng (kenkenkiota) | 87.03 | 99% | 2020-11-12 |
| 11091. | desmos (desmos) | 87.02 | 96% | 2022-11-18 |
| 11092. | Johann (slugvibes) | 87.02 | 95.9% | 2023-10-08 |
| 11093. | Sam (9067t) | 87.02 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
| 11094. | Mr.type (what_is_a_keyboard) | 87.01 | 97% | 2025-08-12 |
| 11095. | zlyxx (zlyxx) | 87.01 | 97% | 2022-04-16 |
| 11096. | dpg (deeepeeegeee) | 87.01 | 96.3% | 2024-09-12 |
| 11097. | Albert (bikertoad) | 87.01 | 97% | 2026-01-11 |
| 11098. | Tobias ๐ฅบ๐๐ (tobimori) | 87.01 | 96% | 2020-06-02 |
| 11099. | Cupbot (cupbot) | 87.00 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
| 11100. | pwnchy (pwnchy) | 87.00 | 100% | 2023-01-13 |
| 11101. | brrrrrrrrr (kagami_taiga) | 87.00 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 11102. | M (potatoboba) | 86.99 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 11103. | Gravity (gravityshark) | 86.98 | 98.3% | 2024-01-16 |
| 11104. | james (awesome4aces115) | 86.98 | 97% | 2022-02-06 |
| 11105. | John (typesmith) | 86.97 | 97% | 2024-08-07 |
| 11106. | Chris (icedcoffee43) | 86.97 | 98.2% | 2024-07-21 |
| 11107. | Neo2 Layout (smowheer) | 86.97 | 99% | 2019-10-21 |
| 11108. | rxnmar (rxnmar) | 86.96 | 96.7% | 2024-03-15 |
| 11109. | Alex (awtpi314) | 86.96 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 11110. | Daniel (rexow) | 86.96 | 97% | 2023-01-06 |
| 11111. | Maiju (maiju_04) | 86.95 | 97% | 2025-06-05 |
| 11112. | mroreoman (mroreoman) | 86.95 | 97% | 2023-09-20 |
| 11113. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 86.95 | 97.8% | 2023-09-27 |
| 11114. | they used to say we would n... | 86.95 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
| 11115. | Greg (greglahaye) | 86.95 | 99% | 2019-06-27 |
| 11116. | asuteraj (asuteraj) | 86.94 | 98% | 2024-10-26 |
| 11117. | bbogdn2 (bbogdn2) | 86.94 | 95% | 2023-07-02 |
| 11118. | Meow (franklin31113) | 86.94 | 98% | 2023-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| แ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |