And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20536. | Nightmare (zhanarbek) | 78.31 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 20537. | Wing (wing821) | 78.31 | 99% | 2022-01-28 |
| 20538. | Shawn04 (shawn04_2009) | 78.31 | 90% | 2015-03-02 |
| 20539. | Joey (joeyp123) | 78.31 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 20540. | hai (nothing4u) | 78.30 | 96% | 2016-11-15 |
| 20541. | ENDOLLEW (enodllew) | 78.30 | 91% | 2013-04-12 |
| 20542. | PRINCE (pk226894) | 78.30 | 99% | 2022-08-11 |
| 20543. | Nikola (dropndrag) | 78.29 | 97% | 2023-10-13 |
| 20544. | Ralph (raedwulf) | 78.29 | 94% | 2013-03-23 |
| 20545. | Becca (beccamata96) | 78.29 | 93% | 2016-01-01 |
| 20546. | jaMart (jamart) | 78.29 | 94% | 2013-08-17 |
| 20547. | Augheer (augheer) | 78.29 | 89% | 2016-04-22 |
| 20548. | mertzgr (redeyexaxa) | 78.29 | 95% | 2015-11-07 |
| 20549. | Leslie (mamaleslie81) | 78.29 | 99% | 2023-02-09 |
| 20550. | fahim (fahimskj) | 78.29 | 98% | 2017-06-14 |
| 20551. | Ji (rk42745417) | 78.29 | 95% | 2023-01-12 |
| 20552. | Shivak (shivaksachdeva961) | 78.28 | 97% | 2013-09-21 |
| 20553. | xdm (cbk808) | 78.28 | 97.7% | 2021-02-02 |
| 20554. | ALED (elassyo) | 78.28 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 20555. | Alan (typerex) | 78.28 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 20556. | I was 57WPM (pzq112) | 78.27 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 20557. | GodfreyGyz (godfreygyz) | 78.27 | 98% | 2018-10-21 |
| 20558. | Naboo (succexy) | 78.27 | 94% | 2017-04-27 |
| 20559. | Aidyn (justaidyn) | 78.27 | 95% | 2011-11-03 |
| 20560. | Kirin (arya_juniko) | 78.26 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 20561. | el7azeen (el7azeen) | 78.26 | — | 2009-08-06 |
| 20562. | Quang (lavecoi) | 78.26 | 98% | 2016-02-24 |
| 20563. | VinÃcius (stdcoutvinicius) | 78.25 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 20564. | Matt66inNY (mattwal66) | 78.25 | 98% | 2015-06-11 |
| 20565. | Maanas (maanas29) | 78.25 | 96% | 2023-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |