So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8939. | Monica (zexa) | 87.95 | 94% | 2014-05-16 |
| 8940. | zyoda (zyoda) | 87.95 | 94% | 2013-05-28 |
| 8941. | Schnu (schnu) | 87.95 | 99% | 2012-06-24 |
| 8942. | Thomas (regencoe) | 87.94 | 99% | 2016-02-04 |
| 8943. | Navigator (navigator23) | 87.94 | — | 2009-06-28 |
| 8944. | Nibit (nibit) | 87.93 | 97% | 2022-08-26 |
| 8945. | CoveredInBees (coveredinbees) | 87.93 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 8946. | Suge (lightofday) | 87.92 | 98% | 2017-10-21 |
| 8947. | Amber (johns27511) | 87.92 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 8948. | waitwat (waitwat) | 87.92 | 92% | 2013-12-04 |
| 8949. | Mick (orangeice) | 87.91 | 96% | 2021-12-21 |
| 8950. | Randy (rhomusic) | 87.91 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 8951. | Gabriel (gabmano) | 87.91 | 99% | 2017-10-19 |
| 8952. | Steven (steven516) | 87.91 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 8953. | D (dschrad) | 87.91 | 95% | 2016-12-05 |
| 8954. | Abhiram (abhiramravi) | 87.91 | 95% | 2013-10-15 |
| 8955. | Tsain (tsain) | 87.90 | 96.9% | 2023-08-04 |
| 8956. | GiruHK (giruhk) | 87.90 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 8957. | Ricky (galvanize) | 87.90 | 96% | 2022-01-14 |
| 8958. | Mario (indekkusu) | 87.90 | 94% | 2012-04-30 |
| 8959. | tYpErAcEr (typeracerracer) | 87.90 | 99% | 2015-03-25 |
| 8960. | Beige (beigedaddy) | 87.89 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 8961. | kristina (kriswong) | 87.89 | 99% | 2021-05-08 |
| 8962. | David (lazyperson99) | 87.89 | 91% | 2012-12-21 |
| 8963. | Zach (zbark96) | 87.89 | 94% | 2016-03-02 |
| 8964. | P (pchen) | 87.89 | 95% | 2012-12-19 |
| 8965. | duckyR (jasonwu093) | 87.88 | 95% | 2022-09-21 |
| 8966. | Hugh (negoose) | 87.88 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
| 8967. | (joniboi) | 87.88 | 95% | 2018-02-10 |
| 8968. | VK (vklaglol) | 87.88 | 92% | 2014-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |