Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1444. | Jacob (jpoopy) | 86.87 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
| 1445. | Korey (korizmo) | 86.85 | 97% | 2019-04-26 |
| 1446. | Pranav (chesseswar) | 86.84 | 95% | 2018-03-02 |
| 1447. | Dmytro (davidmoody) | 86.81 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
| 1448. | ultrawings (ultrawings) | 86.78 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 1449. | taco (tacocat0) | 86.76 | 99% | 2018-09-18 |
| 1450. | 🥇 Evan C. (evancnavarro) | 86.75 | 95% | 2017-09-21 |
| 1451. | @RaedKhasawneh (raedkhasawneh) | 86.72 | 95% | 2019-02-15 |
| 1452. | Melissa (nekroid) | 86.68 | 97% | 2019-10-04 |
| 1453. | Jacob (jacob_milliron) | 86.68 | 95% | 2019-01-08 |
| 1454. | Jacob (jacobtuszynski) | 86.66 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 1455. | DeeFly (deefly) | 86.65 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 1456. | 푸푸피피 (f6zqygeti2yql... | 86.63 | 98% | 2020-11-07 |
| 1457. | Dennis (dluo21) | 86.63 | 99% | 2020-10-16 |
| 1458. | Mube (mubeblue) | 86.63 | 96% | 2019-11-11 |
| 1459. | Aspiring (aspiringcake) | 86.62 | 97% | 2020-04-29 |
| 1460. | Blue (blue_lux) | 86.58 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
| 1461. | detail (shr42) | 86.58 | 98% | 2020-06-04 |
| 1462. | Colin (typeofwhey) | 86.58 | 98% | 2019-03-14 |
| 1463. | not ur (notyourtypist) | 86.58 | 97% | 2019-03-22 |
| 1464. | atoi (atoi) | 86.58 | 99% | 2020-12-12 |
| 1465. | Peter (vividdreamer) | 86.57 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
| 1466. | lelgetrekt (lelgetrekt) | 86.57 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1467. | Zelda (zelda999) | 86.57 | 98% | 2019-08-17 |
| 1468. | meo (typowriter16) | 86.57 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| 1469. | Alexander (torphon) | 86.56 | 99% | 2019-01-12 |
| 1470. | Aleksa (alek420) | 86.55 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 1471. | t2fast4u (t2fast4u) | 86.54 | 96% | 2020-11-06 |
| 1472. | Greg (depace) | 86.52 | 96% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1473. | Ray (mray) | 86.50 | 95% | 2018-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |