I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9328. | Arjun (bitsnbytes) | 91.83 | 97% | 2018-09-03 |
| 9329. | Anna (amazinggirlcuber) | 91.83 | 98.1% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9330. | James (pantsdr) | 91.83 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9331. | Fire Gator (firegator) | 91.82 | 98% | 2025-05-21 |
| 9332. | Inderpreet (indergnps) | 91.82 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 9333. | Brendan (panikooooos) | 91.82 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 9334. | JY (jy82828) | 91.81 | 99% | 2017-07-18 |
| 9335. | Nick (cluelessneep) | 91.81 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 9336. | Sean (seansdb6) | 91.81 | 94% | 2017-05-07 |
| 9337. | Hann (hannhann) | 91.81 | 99% | 2021-01-09 |
| 9338. | Sam (samuel1112) | 91.81 | 98% | 2017-04-08 |
| 9339. | TukangNgetik (joyzkrtz) | 91.80 | 98% | 2025-09-04 |
| 9340. | Steve (srd93) | 91.80 | 97.8% | 2024-11-09 |
| 9341. | Fluffy (fluffysouffle) | 91.79 | 99% | 2020-05-20 |
| 9342. | yjuk (yjuk) | 91.79 | 97% | 2023-12-04 |
| 9343. | L (languin) | 91.79 | 98% | 2019-11-30 |
| 9344. | Colin (typeofwhey) | 91.78 | 97% | 2019-03-21 |
| 9345. | Justin (nexoloft) | 91.78 | 94% | 2022-04-25 |
| 9346. | Dan (sirdanofthedirt) | 91.77 | 99.4% | 2025-04-11 |
| 9347. | Jack (nomadologist) | 91.76 | 98% | 2024-03-08 |
| 9348. | Unohazelaar1955 (unohazelaa... | 91.76 | 98.2% | 2024-12-29 |
| 9349. | SpookySnail (spookysnail) | 91.76 | 98.8% | 2024-07-03 |
| 9350. | MIVI (mivi) | 91.76 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 9351. | Chris (chrisvanish) | 91.76 | 94% | 2019-05-06 |
| 9352. | Lia (liaxnna) | 91.76 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 9353. | kunal (kunalmachra) | 91.76 | 97% | 2021-10-09 |
| 9354. | Hải (mymomismad) | 91.76 | 95% | 2021-06-12 |
| 9355. | chris bale (paengszinho) | 91.75 | 98.2% | 2023-09-11 |
| 9356. | Ed (theorynoob) | 91.75 | 96% | 2021-06-29 |
| 9357. | Jose (josel2g) | 91.75 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |