What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1669. | Jeremy (definee) | 76.17 | 95% | 2018-12-16 |
| 1670. | ✨✨✨ (emp_t) | 76.14 | 95% | 2020-12-07 |
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| 1673. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 76.12 | 98% | 2020-06-22 |
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| 1675. | Bacco (bacco_) | 76.10 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 1676. | Alexander (olekpark) | 76.07 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1677. | mayimbe (mayimbe194) | 76.03 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
| 1678. | Gene (gene77) | 76.01 | 98% | 2019-06-22 |
| 1679. | Ronald (ron777) | 76.00 | 97% | 2019-07-13 |
| 1680. | Pedro (timboly3) | 75.98 | 96% | 2019-10-04 |
| 1681. | Winston (stuntman12) | 75.97 | 98% | 2017-12-27 |
| 1682. | Alex (icebreaker154) | 75.94 | 97% | 2018-03-16 |
| 1683. | Juliann (shopify) | 75.92 | 94% | 2020-06-27 |
| 1684. | ghostspirit (ghostspirit) | 75.91 | 97% | 2020-03-17 |
| 1685. | Jacek (axee) | 75.90 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 1686. | Colin (typeofwhey) | 75.90 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 1687. | shudawg (1122) | 75.88 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| 1688. | 一向 (quan72io) | 75.87 | 98% | 2020-10-03 |
| 1689. | Gwineafowl (fowlow) | 75.84 | 97% | 2018-10-18 |
| 1690. | Michael (thefallenhound) | 75.80 | 96% | 2019-12-09 |
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| 1694. | kamea (kamea) | 75.74 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
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