With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4966. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 99.03 | 98% | 2022-06-04 |
| 4967. | LeBaby (funnypoopyeater) | 99.03 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 4968. | Alexa (lexalexa100) | 99.03 | 96% | 2021-09-03 |
| 4969. | Vilmer (vilmeeero) | 99.03 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 4970. | dvorak (div_dvorak) | 99.03 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 4971. | Aaron (192627) | 99.02 | 96.9% | 2024-02-06 |
| 4972. | GPLv2 (gplv2) | 99.02 | 97.1% | 2023-11-13 |
| 4973. | Rimantas (rimsiakas) | 99.02 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 4974. | Ogbonna (chibuoyim) | 99.02 | 97% | 2020-04-05 |
| 4975. | n (vituperative1) | 99.02 | 98.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 4976. | Pog (gseniyi) | 99.02 | 100% | 2021-02-06 |
| 4977. | Alex (alex967cw) | 99.02 | 98% | 2021-01-27 |
| 4978. | Chaerity (ssamurai) | 99.01 | 99% | 2022-05-01 |
| 4979. | Lyeberry (redsquidz) | 99.01 | 95% | 2016-10-10 |
| 4980. | aorer (aorer) | 99.00 | 98% | 2020-07-06 |
| 4981. | josh (thesquidd) | 99.00 | 97.8% | 2021-02-25 |
| 4982. | Yun Chen (hhhhaura) | 98.99 | 98% | 2023-06-12 |
| 4983. | Colin (typeofwhey) | 98.99 | 99% | 2018-09-03 |
| 4984. | timtam420 (timtam420) | 98.99 | 97% | 2025-09-10 |
| 4985. | Yasmin (yasminrusty) | 98.99 | 95% | 2016-12-07 |
| 4986. | Skippy (cthomas975) | 98.99 | 99% | 2017-06-09 |
| 4987. | yea 🐢 (nyea) | 98.98 | 99% | 2017-11-10 |
| 4988. | Lingxun (hommieinuw) | 98.97 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 4989. | GoVegan (goveganf) | 98.97 | 97% | 2018-12-31 |
| 4990. | Neil Naphtali (neiln) | 98.96 | 97.2% | 2024-12-07 |
| 4991. | Eduardo (gate_x) | 98.95 | 98% | 2025-05-30 |
| 4992. | Ben (person132) | 98.95 | 97% | 2017-03-18 |
| 4993. | ifndef (ifndef) | 98.94 | 98% | 2018-09-24 |
| 4994. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 98.93 | 99% | 2021-07-28 |
| 4995. | Diza (diza) | 98.93 | 99% | 2022-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |