As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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6830. | Colin (sticklin10) | 91.63 | 91% | 2016-05-17 |
6831. | Tarako (tarako) | 91.63 | 96% | 2015-04-24 |
6832. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 91.62 | 100% | 2021-01-09 |
6833. | world man (fricked) | 91.62 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
6834. | DayVIS (yoyochecktisout) | 91.62 | 93% | 2016-06-04 |
6835. | Richard (jorimi) | 91.61 | 97.5% | 2025-02-09 |
6836. | T (simonhawk) | 91.61 | 92% | 2015-05-20 |
6837. | Keago (keago) | 91.61 | 99% | 2019-12-31 |
6838. | skrubilonibus (skrubilonibus) | 91.60 | 97% | 2018-10-10 |
6839. | Abdriano (abdrian0) | 91.59 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
6840. | glerou (tudesci) | 91.59 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
6841. | Max (souriz) | 91.59 | 97% | 2018-07-13 |
6842. | Ivan (ivantakashi) | 91.58 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
6843. | gwscal (gwscal) | 91.58 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
6844. | Like Like (like_like) | 91.58 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
6845. | Avery (avery_l) | 91.57 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
6846. | Yanni (moronicmetalman) | 91.56 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
6847. | TheHiggsBottom (thehiggsbot... | 91.56 | 98.4% | 2023-07-14 |
6848. | Kaintu (kaintu) | 91.56 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
6849. | Will (typemanthetypist) | 91.56 | 94% | 2015-08-24 |
6850. | Lost (itslost) | 91.55 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
6851. | Lhyme (lhyme) | 91.55 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
6852. | Jonathan (jonathanstone) | 91.55 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
6853. | tstats[kayeii] (kayeii) | 91.55 | 98.8% | 2023-10-29 |
6854. | ThePurpleHornet (thepurpleh... | 91.54 | 98.8% | 2025-02-04 |
6855. | Kyle (sbm66) | 91.54 | 93% | 2016-10-08 |
6856. | D (never_procrastinate) | 91.54 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
6857. | brandon (maskedvigilance) | 91.54 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
6858. | big (bigfudge14) | 91.54 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
6859. | SelleHalt (sellehalt) | 91.54 | 98% | 2018-11-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |