The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10194. | Ball (banhammered) | 88.87 | 98% | 2013-05-03 |
| 10195. | Kelli (klandry80) | 88.86 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 10196. | Nader (trigeminal81) | 88.86 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 10197. | Doreen Zhao (tyson_straight) | 88.86 | 93% | 2014-01-14 |
| 10198. | Crystabellina (crystabellina) | 88.85 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 10199. | Daniel (danielchoy95) | 88.85 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 10200. | tstats[medinasamuel89] (med... | 88.85 | 98% | 2011-10-17 |
| 10201. | H (l3pik) | 88.85 | 92% | 2012-09-27 |
| 10202. | Jester (cypher26) | 88.85 | 89% | 2014-08-26 |
| 10203. | Teddy (mtpoon) | 88.84 | 95% | 2012-09-04 |
| 10204. | Mentosan (mentosan) | 88.84 | 94% | 2016-09-13 |
| 10205. | Henry (hendomag) | 88.83 | 93% | 2016-11-18 |
| 10206. | Homeless (fishtella) | 88.83 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
| 10207. | Tony (xmlxknight) | 88.83 | 95% | 2011-12-02 |
| 10208. | Pirastro (tableya) | 88.83 | — | 2010-02-19 |
| 10209. | headache (headache2) | 88.83 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 10210. | adam (zingerbox460) | 88.82 | 96% | 2021-09-15 |
| 10211. | Alexander (wolfbitz) | 88.82 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 10212. | Mandem (madem) | 88.82 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 10213. | vindis (vindis) | 88.82 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 10214. | Kai (gigadelic) | 88.82 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 10215. | Max (maltshuler20) | 88.82 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 10216. | Jeppe (typeluupe) | 88.82 | 78% | 2014-02-14 |
| 10217. | bobby g (darkness2422) | 88.82 | 97% | 2018-06-30 |
| 10218. | Satter (marcama) | 88.82 | 95% | 2016-07-08 |
| 10219. | Tommy (tomtom242) | 88.82 | 99% | 2019-01-24 |
| 10220. | Alex (itsldog) | 88.82 | 90% | 2017-03-22 |
| 10221. | Rush (rboorey) | 88.81 | 96% | 2013-06-26 |
| 10222. | Evan (toastypoints) | 88.81 | 96% | 2021-07-29 |
| 10223. | jwt4517 (jwt4517) | 88.81 | 97% | 2022-10-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |