The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4543. | Amir (flashout) | 57.76 | 96% | 2021-01-04 |
| 4544. | ben (enivre) | 57.76 | 95% | 2017-09-07 |
| 4545. | thyleak (tleak) | 57.76 | 99% | 2012-03-08 |
| 4546. | Dan (ddj863) | 57.76 | — | 2008-11-17 |
| 4547. | Allison (braindamage) | 57.76 | — | 2009-10-05 |
| 4548. | HngryChef (siam33162) | 57.75 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 4549. | Classy Soup (classysoup) | 57.75 | 93.4% | 2021-01-29 |
| 4550. | Archie (archie1435) | 57.75 | 91% | 2016-12-18 |
| 4551. | Miranda (mirandey) | 57.74 | 87% | 2017-05-17 |
| 4552. | elon (elonmusk193) | 57.74 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 4553. | Ravshan (ravshan) | 57.74 | 96% | 2015-06-15 |
| 4554. | Kyle (kande004) | 57.74 | — | 2009-08-09 |
| 4555. | Silver (seacobra) | 57.74 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 4556. | Marcin (redgda) | 57.74 | 95% | 2011-11-06 |
| 4557. | Jackie (jdeboer120) | 57.74 | 90% | 2011-06-09 |
| 4558. | GERALD (hackerxxx0021) | 57.74 | 93% | 2014-05-22 |
| 4559. | Kennedy J (kennedyjessome) | 57.73 | 95% | 2023-07-29 |
| 4560. | Joe (newton314) | 57.73 | 96% | 2019-04-17 |
| 4561. | Punizzle (punchanman) | 57.73 | — | 2009-08-22 |
| 4562. | Carla (thiacyn) | 57.73 | 99% | 2016-02-23 |
| 4563. | Tobias (sturd) | 57.73 | 90% | 2013-04-13 |
| 4564. | typejo (typejo) | 57.73 | — | 2008-11-21 |
| 4565. | Angel (novamage) | 57.73 | 96% | 2011-05-10 |
| 4566. | great chaser (gagankhurana) | 57.73 | 94% | 2011-06-09 |
| 4567. | Nuk (soulquiz) | 57.72 | 96% | 2015-03-20 |
| 4568. | Lavio (blackup) | 57.72 | — | 2008-10-22 |
| 4569. | Xerxorion (xerxorion) | 57.71 | 95% | 2022-09-20 |
| 4570. | tobias (memebigboyisbig) | 57.71 | 94% | 2021-08-24 |
| 4571. | _ (abayto) | 57.71 | 92% | 2015-03-09 |
| 4572. | Echo (x_43a) | 57.70 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |