As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5892. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 95.03 | 99% | 2020-09-11 |
| 5893. | Joe (dawizardi) | 95.02 | 94% | 2016-11-15 |
| 5894. | 1Week2Challenger (1week2cha... | 95.02 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 5895. | Matthew (matthewseely) | 95.02 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 5896. | Jake (thebronjame) | 95.02 | 98% | 2023-10-11 |
| 5897. | monkeysee (monkeysee) | 95.02 | 92% | 2016-01-24 |
| 5898. | Samuli (sparta92) | 95.02 | 92% | 2016-10-28 |
| 5899. | Gemma (gemstoned) | 95.02 | 95% | 2018-08-03 |
| 5900. | Matthais (maciejosas2012) | 95.01 | 99% | 2023-04-25 |
| 5901. | Edd (spoofedd) | 95.00 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
| 5902. | HerrSubset (herrsubset) | 95.00 | 99.3% | 2025-03-11 |
| 5903. | KTS5 (kts_) | 95.00 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
| 5904. | Kieran (glasses85) | 95.00 | 96% | 2015-06-05 |
| 5905. | Osama Bin Liftin' (justin299) | 94.99 | 95% | 2015-10-29 |
| 5906. | Daniel (jansson) | 94.99 | 96% | 2015-12-12 |
| 5907. | ed (edwardb) | 94.99 | 99% | 2021-04-20 |
| 5908. | 🦗 (typehopper) | 94.98 | 98.8% | 2025-02-24 |
| 5909. | cough cough (rizwan234) | 94.98 | 99% | 2023-07-14 |
| 5910. | Touchtyping (touchtypingpro... | 94.98 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 5911. | Bobby (haringtonl) | 94.98 | 91% | 2016-09-13 |
| 5912. | squishy (squishy_shifu) | 94.97 | 98% | 2022-12-19 |
| 5913. | Matthew (matthewmics77) | 94.97 | 97.7% | 2021-02-13 |
| 5914. | qqeji (qqeji) | 94.97 | 96% | 2022-09-15 |
| 5915. | Troy (troyvimala) | 94.96 | 91% | 2017-01-18 |
| 5916. | kajuna (kajuna) | 94.96 | 98% | 2022-01-23 |
| 5917. | Eugene (entilaren) | 94.96 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 5918. | Desi (desimunda) | 94.96 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
| 5919. | Didi G (keykeeper) | 94.95 | 98.2% | 2024-09-27 |
| 5920. | Neczy (neczylols) | 94.95 | 97.6% | 2024-08-09 |
| 5921. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 94.95 | 98% | 2023-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |