As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9614. | FlorianFelix112 (florianfel... | 82.31 | 97.2% | 2023-11-03 |
9615. | Jason (itzsentinal) | 82.31 | 95% | 2020-05-23 |
9616. | Brody (echo3006) | 82.30 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
9617. | Julio (julio7125) | 82.30 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
9618. | Upline 사나 (anjoanjoanjo) | 82.30 | 96% | 2015-07-13 |
9619. | Ibnu (ibenusina) | 82.30 | 95.7% | 2021-02-22 |
9620. | Sora (soralimit) | 82.30 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
9621. | ngnmhieu (ngnmhieu) | 82.30 | 94% | 2016-03-17 |
9622. | Märten (massuboy) | 82.29 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
9623. | sushiwasabi (sushiwasabi) | 82.29 | 95% | 2021-12-26 |
9624. | Zachary (showmanthemoney) | 82.29 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
9625. | Ray (stradition) | 82.29 | 96.3% | 2021-02-08 |
9626. | Jimmy (vancouver_canada) | 82.28 | 97% | 2022-05-01 |
9627. | James (irishaggie) | 82.28 | 98% | 2016-06-22 |
9628. | Ron (thtguyovrthr) | 82.28 | 96% | 2018-10-20 |
9629. | Rodri (xrodrilyx) | 82.27 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
9630. | Matthew (matthewmics) | 82.26 | 99% | 2017-07-08 |
9631. | Zero (1ascend0) | 82.26 | 98% | 2022-10-07 |
9632. | Bill (typegeekgr) | 82.26 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
9633. | Trystal (trystal) | 82.26 | 98% | 2016-03-28 |
9634. | Aibek (aosmonov) | 82.26 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
9635. | Sophus (achilles_dk) | 82.26 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
9636. | Tone (toneed) | 82.25 | 98.2% | 2021-02-02 |
9637. | Seizoxu (xezious) | 82.25 | 97.2% | 2021-01-29 |
9638. | Diwangkoro (serperone) | 82.25 | 91% | 2016-12-08 |
9639. | rajnish (rajnishkumar31) | 82.24 | 97% | 2023-09-17 |
9640. | Stephy (stephy2202) | 82.24 | 99% | 2022-01-06 |
9641. | Dimitri (dimittori) | 82.24 | 96% | 2016-02-20 |
9642. | Tyler (tyjoko) | 82.23 | 98.2% | 2023-11-14 |
9643. | crazy (flappybirb) | 82.23 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 46,311 | 80.91 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 123 | 84.76 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 29 | 93.31 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |