I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.
—from The Office, a other by Greg Daniels
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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202. | Kaitlyn (kaitlyam) | 93.65 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
203. | arigrate (mercury80) | 93.58 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
204. | Silent (silent_solous) | 93.26 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
205. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 93.26 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
206. | clock (clockw0rk) | 93.23 | 98% | 2020-11-14 |
207. | aj (peanut2004) | 93.20 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
208. | cabin (camdcn) | 93.19 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
209. | Ryan (caskblast) | 92.81 | 98% | 2020-10-16 |
210. | Petre (petrechen) | 92.77 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
211. | Shivashis (plant99) | 92.69 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
212. | Apexi (apexi) | 92.69 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
213. | Fexo (fexer) | 92.42 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
214. | (altrocality) | 92.41 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
215. | Isaac (inied) | 92.36 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
216. | Matthew (mwells56) | 92.20 | 98% | 2020-10-29 |
217. | rohan (xpoes2) | 92.08 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
218. | RIP reckful (typefacer88) | 91.92 | 97% | 2020-12-02 |
219. | Spencer (yaboispoon) | 91.76 | 98% | 2020-11-04 |
220. | test (cmlyma) | 91.58 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
221. | Colby (cytotoxjq) | 91.56 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
222. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 91.35 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
223. | Eric (goodchain) | 91.35 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
224. | TIN (daons) | 91.34 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
225. | Wan (wzul) | 91.33 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
226. | Zeb (zebstrikal) | 90.96 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
227. | jonica (jonicailagan) | 90.93 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
228. | Jackson (hardward) | 90.76 | 97% | 2020-10-20 |
229. | Janc (psyy1234) | 90.74 | 99% | 2020-11-15 |
230. | Stephen (canasferatu) | 90.62 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
231. | lizardd (lizardd) | 90.09 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 1,500 | 106.05 | October 9, 2020 |