The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14106. | BarbBlackburn (3xx8iycrr3xy... | 81.68 | 98% | 2022-11-07 |
| 14107. | Mav Man (mavman20) | 81.68 | — | 2009-02-07 |
| 14108. | KaylT (kaylt) | 81.67 | 98% | 2023-08-21 |
| 14109. | locnil (locnil) | 81.67 | 97.5% | 2023-07-05 |
| 14110. | Chris (racing_aficionado) | 81.67 | 97% | 2022-11-14 |
| 14111. | skream² (galil_gaben) | 81.67 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 14112. | Austin (slizzy99) | 81.67 | 95% | 2021-03-07 |
| 14113. | shui (sammi76) | 81.67 | 98% | 2021-11-16 |
| 14114. | Marcey (pearlymarcey) | 81.67 | — | 2010-12-02 |
| 14115. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 81.67 | 96% | 2023-02-26 |
| 14116. | mv0 (the_oko) | 81.66 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 14117. | Cara (carasoup) | 81.66 | 97.1% | 2023-05-16 |
| 14118. | Lucas (lucashockley) | 81.66 | 95% | 2019-11-27 |
| 14119. | for reckful (savioshadow) | 81.66 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 14120. | ไมค์ (snthsnth) | 81.66 | 98% | 2013-11-18 |
| 14121. | Kenneth (kenesu) | 81.66 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 14122. | typedo (typedo) | 81.65 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 14123. | Idan (idanlo21) | 81.65 | 97% | 2017-09-07 |
| 14124. | PremiumFurniture (premium_f... | 81.65 | 96% | 2022-12-15 |
| 14125. | Long (bachthime) | 81.65 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 14126. | Alex (alex_ofl) | 81.65 | 98% | 2023-01-02 |
| 14127. | █▇▆▅▄▂_ (oryd) | 81.65 | 92% | 2015-02-23 |
| 14128. | Bourdon 16' (thekeyofg) | 81.65 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 14129. | Asif (orthocresol) | 81.65 | 97% | 2022-03-25 |
| 14130. | Jeanne (jcgoulet) | 81.65 | 95% | 2014-01-31 |
| 14131. | paams (paams) | 81.65 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 14132. | Darmawan (darsiong) | 81.65 | — | 2009-12-02 |
| 14133. | Thelonious (thelonious) | 81.65 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
| 14134. | Rob (rob9) | 81.65 | 92% | 2015-04-24 |
| 14135. | mauvieira (mauvieira) | 81.64 | 96% | 2022-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |