The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27523. | snake (arararagi69) | 59.91 | 96% | 2023-07-07 |
| 27524. | French Fries (jhonreduard) | 59.91 | 98% | 2017-04-19 |
| 27525. | fujax (fujax) | 59.90 | 98% | 2022-04-18 |
| 27526. | arvx (vinz24) | 59.90 | 95% | 2015-10-06 |
| 27527. | Sajidul (sajidul) | 59.90 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 27528. | denixu (denixu) | 59.90 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 27529. | santosh (alwayshappysantosh... | 59.90 | 96% | 2014-03-17 |
| 27530. | Kira (ak292) | 59.90 | 98% | 2016-10-15 |
| 27531. | blac nigg (winner345r) | 59.89 | 92% | 2016-10-01 |
| 27532. | clement (xortoise) | 59.89 | 95% | 2021-09-24 |
| 27533. | Xuty (xuttys) | 59.89 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 27534. | Jose (jose_david_perez25@ya... | 59.89 | 93% | 2013-05-01 |
| 27535. | Shannon (s0lanum) | 59.88 | 95% | 2023-04-26 |
| 27536. | Kipper (ziuncati) | 59.88 | 96% | 2023-10-11 |
| 27537. | Dvimrak (bchadwick87) | 59.88 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 27538. | PeteLH (peterhede93@hotmail... | 59.88 | 94% | 2012-10-24 |
| 27539. | Jamie (kaptonplanet) | 59.87 | 95% | 2022-05-06 |
| 27540. | Akuma (akumaayush) | 59.87 | 94% | 2021-09-05 |
| 27541. | Pixel (pugs1624) | 59.87 | 94% | 2021-08-01 |
| 27542. | Noah (vvoperz) | 59.87 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 27543. | Vinh (vinhkhoi) | 59.87 | 96% | 2014-01-25 |
| 27544. | seda (seda) | 59.87 | 95% | 2013-08-15 |
| 27545. | Gus (typed0g) | 59.87 | 93% | 2014-04-27 |
| 27546. | enrique (fugitivecloud) | 59.87 | 90% | 2017-05-18 |
| 27547. | LeBrick (alvdar) | 59.87 | 93% | 2013-11-12 |
| 27548. | SHU (shu_ik) | 59.86 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
| 27549. | Bleu (bleublix) | 59.86 | 95% | 2021-09-24 |
| 27550. | Michael (mwalter32123) | 59.86 | 91% | 2012-01-24 |
| 27551. | Naveen Kumar (naveen_1729) | 59.86 | 95% | 2022-06-18 |
| 27552. | Gareth (gddawson) | 59.86 | 97% | 2012-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |