The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8672. | C Plus (cplusplus2) | 91.58 | 96% | 2012-06-13 |
| 8673. | No Mistakes (apsnacks) | 91.58 | 100% | 2022-01-10 |
| 8674. | Kagi (ivankeyz) | 91.58 | 93% | 2016-09-06 |
| 8675. | Will (willinfaloo) | 91.58 | 96% | 2017-02-27 |
| 8676. | clayt (claytonwramsey) | 91.57 | 98% | 2025-01-29 |
| 8677. | Mister (shiriou) | 91.57 | 97% | 2015-08-17 |
| 8678. | Rahul (jet_blazer) | 91.57 | 97% | 2013-08-21 |
| 8679. | Gainz (gainz_machine) | 91.56 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 8680. | Devin (eulertour) | 91.56 | 99% | 2025-12-02 |
| 8681. | man in black (maninblack) | 91.56 | 94% | 2013-04-19 |
| 8682. | Jun (jununuju) | 91.56 | 90% | 2016-06-06 |
| 8683. | Dum (getintherobotshinji) | 91.56 | 97% | 2020-03-02 |
| 8684. | Max (hooterr) | 91.55 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 8685. | Rod (compangit) | 91.55 | 96% | 2022-10-17 |
| 8686. | taro (doysid) | 91.55 | 98.8% | 2024-03-11 |
| 8687. | Travis (sixen) | 91.55 | 87% | 2012-12-06 |
| 8688. | Darcy (fart_dog_walter) | 91.54 | 97.6% | 2024-03-26 |
| 8689. | jeff (typecringe) | 91.54 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 8690. | Leif (electricronny) | 91.54 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 8691. | www (dawdww) | 91.54 | 96.7% | 2024-11-22 |
| 8692. | fijodaofasdf (iojdfoafdsa) | 91.54 | 97% | 2024-01-16 |
| 8693. | ^o^ (thasial) | 91.54 | 96.3% | 2024-01-08 |
| 8694. | Sidney (dabluepiano) | 91.54 | 97.7% | 2023-12-12 |
| 8695. | ghostofnav (jokerhyper) | 91.54 | 98.3% | 2024-02-09 |
| 8696. | Steven (gamma_knife17) | 91.54 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 8697. | Andres (andresnavarro) | 91.54 | 97% | 2012-10-02 |
| 8698. | Robi (elrobi) | 91.53 | 98% | 2025-11-20 |
| 8699. | DeSparta (desparta) | 91.53 | 98% | 2023-02-12 |
| 8700. | Zlear (zleareht) | 91.53 | 92% | 2011-09-14 |
| 8701. | Vincent (dvorakvincent) | 91.53 | 96% | 2014-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |