I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9470. | James (james_m808) | 91.43 | 95% | 2017-01-21 |
| 9471. | haha (shreyam) | 91.43 | 96% | 2017-03-21 |
| 9472. | Socplay (socplay) | 91.42 | 96% | 2019-01-19 |
| 9473. | JArganLouise (jarganlouise) | 91.42 | 97.2% | 2025-05-02 |
| 9474. | Brian (oxydox) | 91.42 | 97% | 2020-05-25 |
| 9475. | mohammad (the_slow_typer_14... | 91.42 | 98% | 2025-12-06 |
| 9476. | dugong (mrdugong) | 91.42 | 98% | 2024-07-18 |
| 9477. | colaclanth (colaclanth) | 91.42 | 97% | 2020-07-09 |
| 9478. | chelloveck (reaganlowercase) | 91.42 | 97% | 2020-06-17 |
| 9479. | SIhwan (thoven0215) | 91.42 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 9480. | Wally101 (walrusboy101) | 91.42 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 9481. | youm (youm) | 91.42 | 99% | 2017-11-24 |
| 9482. | Ronnie (allyosaugh) | 91.42 | 92% | 2020-04-08 |
| 9483. | Mohammad (smhdasadi) | 91.42 | 99% | 2021-03-19 |
| 9484. | Jakub (jakubx) | 91.42 | 98% | 2018-09-06 |
| 9485. | Andy (gunwing54) | 91.42 | 93% | 2017-05-25 |
| 9486. | Dino (orcanish) | 91.41 | 97% | 2023-06-20 |
| 9487. | zehpeh (zehpeh) | 91.41 | 98.8% | 2025-03-04 |
| 9488. | Tantowi (typebasic_123) | 91.41 | 97% | 2024-04-21 |
| 9489. | Fopuy (fopuy) | 91.41 | 97% | 2018-12-03 |
| 9490. | TMM (matt0509) | 91.41 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 9491. | Lorenzo (superlorenzo) | 91.40 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
| 9492. | OppaiMan (oppaiman) | 91.40 | 96% | 2022-05-29 |
| 9493. | Jayfeather (jayfeather787) | 91.40 | 98% | 2024-02-10 |
| 9494. | Ivan (fastrabbit) | 91.40 | 99% | 2017-01-24 |
| 9495. | Angelo (angelostaana) | 91.39 | 99% | 2018-06-06 |
| 9496. | dua_lipa_moj_te_pipa (mr_wo... | 91.38 | 97% | 2025-05-02 |
| 9497. | Jack (jdmac007) | 91.38 | 98% | 2024-06-25 |
| 9498. | HD (hdcodecj) | 91.38 | 97% | 2022-08-27 |
| 9499. | Leo (leotwelve) | 91.38 | 99% | 2022-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |